I pissed my pants last night

Holy shit I cant believe I fucking forgot to post this. You guys might only find this kind of amusing though because you weren't there but I feel like posting it.

I'm at my buddies house and we were all drinking and did some blow for the first time in a while. Anyway none of that is important.

So here's what really happened. There was like 10 of us in the living room drinking our beers and shit, some of us pitched on a session and there was nothing to smoke out of and my buddy was like "go get the bong from my room". So I get up and go to the room.

I open the fucking door and I see two of my friends batching this fucking chick who came with them. The chick was getting fucking pig roasted.

Well holy shit, I actually fell to the ground and lost my breath. I layed there for a couple seconds while I pissed myself laughing. I didn't completely piss myself, I was able to hold most of it in. Needless to say my buddy lent me a pair of pants for the remainder of the night.

I couldn't believe I saw that in real fucking life. And it wasn't even the end of the night when everyone left, it was at like 11......

I actually didn't stop laughing for like 30 minutes after it happened... Seriously, the first 15 minutes was full on laughter but then it faded away as the night went on... Althought the image popped into my head every couple minutes and I would burst out into a chuckle.... I just laughed pretty hard right now actually.

Yeah... So what a pointless thread now that your done reading huh?

 

whats your band

 

Wait. Since when are you still around here, CC?

 

hahahahahahaha! thats great! i bet she was mortified!
this is why theres locks on doors!

 

I've pissed myself once it was really embarassing but we were like cutting things to make christmas wreaths for money. Anyways we smoked a couple bowls cut like 2 bundles came back and went to smoke some more and my friend sometin cant remember what, but I fell to the ground laughing and pissed myself. Almost did it again when I was drinkin with another friend in his basement and someone came over to smoke and said another funny thing. I control my laughter a lot better now which idk how lol.

 

dude ya shoulda jump in on the action.girls werent born with 3 holes for nothing,ya know.

 

i find the image of you typing fervently while coked out amusing

 

are you sure the substance use didn't have anything to do with you laughing at something that isn't generally a humorous act?

 

pig roasted?..I'm ashamed to say I'm going to have to google that

 

now I understand


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pig roast

 

Feel no shame. I had to Urban-Dictionary it too.

 

I'm going to have to search that in google images. Find out for myself. You can't take peoples word for everything.

 

Pig Roast

A popular American custom for feasting at family get togethers, wherein a whole pig is roasted for everyone to chow down on along with other pot luck items.
Mr. Gentile loved the pig roast, but Jacob just stuck with the potluck dishes (Isaiah 65:3-4).

 

Don't have too much fun. This is all you get, even without safesearch.

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one time I was at my sisters apartment and we were dancing and I started laughing and nexted thing I know I peed all over these books she had on the floor, the next day she returned the books with a smile on her face :tongue:

 

I hope when the aliens find us they aren't pigs or we're fucked.