Insult YOURSELF

Try to do a better job of it than the other posters.

I should win this game based on my name alone.

 

I dont think this game will catch on....but im such a loser I might actually post in it

 

That will make it easier for me to win.

 

I never know what the fuck I'm taling about.

 

I'm quite phat.....;-)

 

I'm so unattractive that my wife used to duct tape a photo of Harrison Ford to my face before she could make love to me.

 

I'm such a goddamned hippy

 

I'm so anti-social I avoid mirrors because there's always some asshole in them

 

You're a stupid lesbian!!

 

im a paranoid schizophrenic with low self esteem, im afraid nobody is out to get me.

 

I have hairy knees.

 

you need to keep your damn mouth shut jackass

 

Stop cussing so much you asshole..

 

My head lice are on unstable ground.

 

I am after all, smarter than a box of rocks....

 

I'm rubber, I'm glue.

 

i'd feel safer eating from the toilet seat than kissing you right now...

 

umm i hate cats that shed

 

I'm too much of an attentive lover...

 

fucking stoner. (seriously though, i smoke too much.)