the pregnancy test of Mary on Maury. People: Joseph violated that poor girl! Joe: No I didn't Maury: Joseph you are not the father Joe: what the fuck?! Maury: I thought you said you didn't have sex with her Joe: I don't know, I figured I got really drunk and knocked her up! How could she betray me like that?! Maury: Well, I got some more news for you. God, you are not the father. God: Joseph if someone was going to get your wife pregnant aren't you glad it was me? Wait a minute! Did you say not the father?! What a fuckin' slut!
Well by all logic, this is entirely true... Haha, I don't know what I just said, but I can picture it :sunglasse
I thought it was original. Damn! that shit always happens to me. Who else thought of it? I guess great minds think alike. P.S. guys are immature
actually mary was a case of a teenage pregnancy outside a marriage. that's still pretty "rough" today, try imagining it 2000 years ago and the kind of mess and extremity it was then
I understand all that... this is a wild concept... a JOKE it is something that isn't serious and meant to be funny
