Pissing clean in less than a week

i need some help have 2 take a piss test in like 3-4 days and have no money here are my ideas, also add what u know if it i32 sn't listed

1. drink alot of water bc me myself i had a piss test and got clean in 2 days bc i drank like 6 gal. of water in those 2 days

2. 32 oz of vinegar, probably the simplest, cheapest, also nastiest way i know to get clean fast
so any other suggestions would be appreciated

 

Man, I don't really know, I'm in the same position. I took my test yesterday and didn't smoke for 3 weeks but I still don't think I'm gonna pass. I took a home test at the beginning of the week that came out negative but then I read reviews online about how sucky it is. It supposedly goes by the 50ng/ml cutoff like most standard lab tests but many users reported failing their 50ng lab test days after coming up clean on the home test.

Drinking that much vinegar WILL give you the shits and horrible stomach cramps, maybe worse and it won't clean out your system. Nothing can "detoxify" your body of THC besides burning off the fat cells it sticks to and natural elimination (sweat, pee, poop ) - both which take time. There's no quick detox. Diluting is your best bet but you have to make sure you color your urine properly with vitamins since diluted pee will be very pale or clear and that will look suspicious to the lab. Also, your levels of other vitamins and minerals such as Creatine will be lowered in diluted pee and that will also be suspicious so you need to up those levels by supplementing.

I am also broke and couldn't afford a $50 detox drink (which I've read are hit or miss anyway). For the record, I diluted following this: http://www.marijuana.com/urine-testing/12956-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines-n2.html When I noticed my pee was coming out too clear and the vitamin C and b12 I was loading up with didn't help the color, I took 2 of those cranberry pills for UTIs that dye your pee neon yellow. But the pee at the clinic came out this crazy neon orange color which they will probably find suspicious and therefore, fail me. I acted dumb and innocent and told the girl "I have a UTI and am taking cranberry pills, will that affect the test in any way? :Angel_anim:" She rolled her eyes and shook her head without saying a word so I assume she knew what I was up to. They see it all the time.

Wish I could offer better advice. I will know my results Monday or Tuesday and I'll report back. Good luck man.

ETA: When you take the test, don't pee into the cup as soon as you start. Let a little out, stop, fill the cup, then finish in the toilet. The beginning and end of the stream contain the most metabolites so geting your sample from the middle will help *slightly*

 

^I would suggest not saying anything to anyone there.

If i was in your position I would dilute by drinking TONS AND TONS of water, load up on B vitamins to color your piss and look find a way to adjust your creatinine level in your piss (creatine drinks do this easily, i believe...dont quote me, but read up on creatinine)

you want to have the color and correct creatinine levels in your piss, cause they both will determine if you are diluting, but they may have something else besides this to detect, as well....youre gonna have to hope you get a lower level testing

 

Yeah, I wasn't going to but it was a knee-jerk reaction after I saw the on her face when looking at the nuclear-orange color of it. Yeah, I'm pretty much screwed unless they let me take it again but they probably won't.