Wow what a boring forum already . . . ?

But perhaps the real thinkers are posting in this 'category'? Anyway I'm bored as I said and looking for some interesting Poor Me stories to read. Most of the "Poor Me" stories in forums typically contain themes like these:

You were abducted by aliens and now your life-long ambition is to find others like You . . .
You joined forums seeking friendship but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell you to ____ off . . .
You tried religion but when God didn't give you a giant penis, you knew there was no such things as gods . . .
You finally found a forum where people use profanity just like you but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too . . .
You're a so-called Christian but even people in so-called Christian forums tell You to ____ off too . . .
You've posted over 10,000 threads in a forum because you don't have a life but you're one of the moderators so no one can tell You to ____ off too without getting banned . . .
You want to share your profound wisdom about politics, life, philosophy, sports etc. but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell you to ____ off . . .
You're bummed out because every time you post an Introduction in a forum, Forumsters call you a liar and/or a troll . . .
You think you were abducted by aliens and they gave you a mission to join forums, then display a demonic pic on your profile to pretend you're tough and evil and then show as many people as possible in the forum how clever you are that you also know how to swear but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too . . .
You're an atheist and you can't understand why almost everyone you talk to in real life could care less about athiests so you joined/started a forum hoping to find others just like You . . .
You hoped to find a girlfriend by joining a forum but when you PM members whom you think are female, they just tell You to ____ off too . . .
You thought these "Poor Me themes" were hysterically funny and typically true for most forum-dwellers and you want to post your agreement but you're too afraid it might get you banned and you won't risk sending a PM either for the same reason . . .
Because You are female, you thought people in forums would appreciate a feminine point of view but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too . . .
You're narcissistic forum owners that ask people to send you a real email message after they register to join your forum; explaining why they 'really' want to join your forum in order to double-confirm their sincerity even though you 'really' know they'll just lie to you with a BS email message to get in your dumb forum anyway and you can't understand why it's an exercise in futility but you enjoy banning "those types" even more cuz you're a moron but 'really' you wish people liked you . . .
You're a pervert but hiding in a forum let's you pretend you're normal until Forumsters tell You to ____ off too . . .
You have low self esteem and want to find someone in a forum to whine about life with but because most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too, you're now even more depressed . . .
You always report topics that you don't understand or that offend you because you're a naïve judgmental hypocrite but 'really' you wish people liked you . . .


Anyway, if you have more interesting stories than "those" I'd like to see them and I won't tell you to ____ off either. Thanks.

 

tl;dnr

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHFK1yKfiGo"]YouTube - The Doors - The end

 

look in the whiners forum

 

Move to the ocean so you wont feel any of this, the fish understand OO oooOO O O O OO oo

 

for You?





rhetorical

 

So you can say "OO oooOO O O O OO oo" to the fish every day.

 

Let me entertain you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDxr28Zfads&p=0B3BE131585E9B0D&playnext=1&index=38"]YouTube - Queen - let me entertain you

 

i was going to make a hilarious post here, but i tend to not make jokes in threads where i can't get through the OP.

 

was there anything in that text block about posting 30,000 one liners?

 

ill bet 5$ u cant find a better forum.

if you can, take the goddamn money and leave.
:coffee:

 

Ok-ok... wait a second...

Nope, sorry... please continue...

Hang on....- ak ok... sorry, not there, either...

Woops... wait.... - ok... sorry, proceed with whatever it was you were doing...

I'm afraid I haven't found anything you're looking for here, either.

Looks as though you lost a page from your Mad Libs book though. Makes me wonder what else you've lost.

 

I have come out with some off the wall crap here in an attempt to provoke some discussion/get other peoples perspectives.. Everyone here has been great about it.
Granted I think I may have killed a couple threads here (unintentionally) nobody ever told me to F-off..

Just keep an open mind to what you provoke, ask reasonable questions and make reasonable contributions. Otherwise have a sense of humor about it.. We are all in the search of some form of enlightenment (or amusement).. As you get a feel for the environment and others get a feel for you, its almost certain to become a rewarding experience for everyone..

 

I actually scroll the cursor like that when I read posts

 

Usually boring people are bored.

You can find any forum here and talk about Anything from God to Pot to Books to
How Your Damn Day Went. What more do you want?

 

Said so succinctly!

 

This idiot hasn't been banned yet???
He/she/it starts threads and then insults anyone and everyone that replies with remarks that have nothing to do with the idiotic topics of the threads.

 

i had to resize it... :eggnog::eggnog:

 

I'm happy with the size I was given:eggnog:

 

what did i tell you about copy and paste? :toetap05: