how the hell does it fit?

mystical shroom .you little minks .you say the lbest sort of things you know how to turn a guy on

 

Honey, the problem is that you're afraid of what you don't know -- and the solution?

Suck cock.

Kiss it.
Fondle the big balls with your hand.
Lick the length of it.
And then wrap your lips around it and slide it over your tongue.

>Your man will love it, and you will find that you do too.

>You will find his groans of pleasure exciting, and your womanly nurturing nature will be satisfied.

>You will think of the erotic thing you are doing, of the position you are in, and fanticize of what will be coming next, and your juices will begin to flow. Your pussy may actually drip.

>The erotic zones of your body will be aroused and begin to swell -- your nipples, your **** lips, and more particularly even your lips -- and the feel of the big cock in your mouth will begin to feel deliciously sexy.

By the time you spread your legs for the man to ride you, your clit will be as erect as his big cock -- your little cockette, rubbing the whole length of his enormous cock.

You'll love it.
Trust me. I know.

 

honey

 

Ya, it is. I dunno about girth, but as far as the length fitting (I'm assuming you are talking about into a vagina?) the vagina actually goes beyond the cervex. I'm not a girl, but I'd say that 5-7 inches is the limit (depending on the woman's size and what not).

As far as walking around everyday; well, have you seen men's pants? The crouch has a little bit more breathing room. It's actually annoying sometimes; like when a guy gets an erection for no real reason, it's just... THERE! Other than that, it's no real bother.

 

Here's a formula for it. the width of it = the circumference divided by 3.1. The Circumference = the width times 3.1.

so it could only be 1.5 inches wide...but about 4.5 inches around. Have you read the size matching section of the kama sutra? Maybe that would help.

 

C'mere, I'll show ya...

 

No, it doesn't. The cervix is the opening from the uterus to the vagina (aka, birth canal, love tunnel, etc.) Beyond the cervix is considered the uterus, and penises were not meant to go that far in (this is why it's safe for pregnant women to have sex up until their 8th month.) The average depth of a woman is 5 inches, but of course, it varies.

 

hey lyns,

I'm another weirdo who is going to reccomend that you give and recieve some oral sex.... Oral sex is a beautiful thing...and if you start slow you're sure to love it... If it grosses you out...dont watch him do it.... even though for me thats one of the best parts of all the sexual activities... Its always nice when he looks up at me with his big blue eyes and flushed cheeks and makes little moaning noises while he licks... I dunno maybe I'm just a weirdo? lol NOT! But ya that'd be good.. Also you're 23, go to any good sex shop and get a water based, maybe even all natural lube... have your man put it on himself beforee entering you and you won't notice the chill of the lube. lol.... Sex should be fun not scary... I'm surprised that you're 23 and seems so unknowledgeable...be aware, this is what the internet is for.....educating yourself on things you might need to know...

bye!!!

 

alright can we not post in this thread anymore? I found out that yes in deed to my suprise it fits, it's unbelievable but it does actually go in and without too much pain. so there we go problem solved.

 

Hehe I doubt this thread will ever die.... It's just too funny...

 

I know... hahaha, this is better than Comedy Central Presents sometimes.

 

Hahaha I can't read that without laughing... Too funny...

 

It is quite funny because 5x5 is actually not very big, and considering the size of a babys head is easily several inches in diameter (sp?), and they usually fit through there.
Oh, and I dont think most guys carry their full girth around in there pants all day. Many guys triple in size (or more) when erect, so given that, there is not really much left to carry around in your pants at that point. And I dont think I need to bring up the whole coldness/shrinkage thing (huh, I guess I just did).

 

okay let it die please please just let it die I am so glad that you find my slight fear of male parts amusing.

 

and I still don't know how the hell you guys walk around with them. I am so glad I'm an innie

 

still afraid?

 

she said no ......she is amazed how easy it fits in, hardly felt a thing

 

nope i like

 

stop that's not cool at all I would find it incredibly amusing if it was about anyone else but when it ivlves my sex life leave the jokes...please

 

yes its amazing how easy things go when you actually know how to turn someone on