How to get fired...ABC style

yup... that aughta do it...

 

Y - Yell @ everyone to get working,when they ask what authority YOU HAVE COMMANDING THEM,tell them the boss gave you full authority..... When the boss comes in continue yelling and commanding,when he asks what your doing tell him "Im doing your job cause he is an idiot who cant control jack"

 

Z - ebra face. You throw a Zebra in your bosses face.

 

Attach strings to your bosses clothes while he's not paying attention then, at the end of the day, start walking him around like a marionette.

 

"Baste" the bosses daughter

 

Cut random wires in the server room and mix up several others ^_^
revenge is sweet

 

Dig a hole in the middle of the floor inside

 

Engulf your bosses office in flames with your newly aquired flame thrower courtacy of your bosses account.

 

Fill the soap dispenser with battery acid

 

G - Give everyone an invitation to your party EXCEPT YOUR BOSS and when he asks why HE didnt get one,tell him you saw what he did with YOUR wife the night before;show pics to the entire office and let them think it IS the boss w/your wife;give the finger and carry on while demanding a raise..

Heh that would cause days of confusion i reckon!

 

hid his files

 

I - Ignore your Boss's demands to hang up the phone and get back to work,instead raise your voice and start bad mouthing him saying the f word every 3 seconds until he comes over and says "YOUR FIRED";give him the finger then moon him

 

J...Jam that report up your ass and tell the boss he has a fax coming in

 

K-Kick your boss in the nuts, or the hoo-haa. If they are a shim, kick them in their downstairs mix-up.

 

Lick the back of your attractive co-workers neck.

 

Make out with your boss when you're both at a big meeting with investors

 

N - Nail the chair in your boss's office to the floor so when he tries to move it,it doesnt budge;tell him he is too stupid to handle a movable chair so you destroyed the $10,000 chair he just got to make it beter for him... Causally demand a raise for your services to him..

 

Open a can of wupass on the board of directors.

 

P - ick on your boss. Call him a poo poo and poke him in the side of the head, repeatedly.

 

question your bosses spouse about the exact number of affairs they are REALLY having...