once i worked in this music store and there was this songbook of the beyonce album for sale, with the really hot pic of her in tight jeans and a sparkly barely there top, and seeing it in front of my face at the till all day got me really horny. so on my break i went into this office with 2 copies of it. i put one on the soft chair with the side with the picture of her ass face up, and i put the other at my head height. then i looked at the picture of her while fucking the picture of her and her ass, and then i shot all over it. was fun but kinda dumb too
I once made an artificial pussy out of a heavily lubed extra large rubber and some foam rubber from a cushon. Pretty good actally, lot tighter than the tail I get these days.
One time, when I was feeling really horny, I took my quilt, folded it in 3, lengthwise, and then rolled it up into a tight doughnut. I was then able to hump it to the point of full, and mind-blowing climax. Unfortunately I've never managed to equal that experience since - and it's not for lack of trying.
Well, I'm a girl and I've put all kinds of things inside myself as part of masturbation. Nothing too unusual, though.
Yeah, I hear ya. Sometimes things only work the one time and when we try to reproduce the same circumstance, well, not so good. I once tore a hole in the back of a big plush cat doll, and I really sexed it up too, kissed it, etc..When I tried to do it again the stuffing just felt rough against my dick, no fun! I think you mentioned the key words though "I was really horny", sometimes the "horny fairy" gives you a dose of the good stuff and vaguely vaginal knotholes in trees start to look good, we become humpzilla. MUST HUMP SOMETHING!!!
when my family was on vacation this summer, i was " preparing" for sex the next day, lol. so i looked up how to make a homemade fleshlight. well i took a towel, folded it short ways, then stuck a rubber glove at the end and rolled it up and then lubed it up and had the best time of my life. the girls pussy the next day was nothing compared to it
