You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

Built a homemade rocket to explore the lunar surface, but doesn't know math. So he overshot the moon and slowly got pulled into the sun by gravity.

 

was shot by a man in Reno, who just wanted to watch him die.

 

went sky diving and the parachute did not open

 

drowned in her own cooter juice, taking the film crew with her... tut tut

 

drank poison when she realised her record collection will never be as cool as mine

 

3D piranha attack!

 

you sneezed out your pancreas

 

Had a truck load of garlic fall on his head.

 

orgy exhaustion

 

over stimulation

 

old age but fulfilled a good life

 

in a deep dark sleep with seamless transition into the afterlife

 

a flock of geese got him.....

 

Fall into a hamburger grinder.... not a pretty sight... but you were quite tasty

 

Sumo wrestler got carried away and that was it.

 

A fat guy was trying to comit suicide by jumping off the empire state building and you were in the way.

 

mauled by a bear who tried to make you his "forest bride"

 

sky diving into a volcano

 

Steps on a rusty nail avoids tetanus, contracts MRSA looses all limbs, then when you think it can't any worse. It moves to your heart and you die.

 

Death by snail bites, sorie man it would be a first tho, ; ) make the news and all