Hi Everybody I am Charles from Milton Keynes in the United Kingdom. Just introducing myself. I have a weird and wonderful sense of humour and hope to have a laugh on here whilst, of course, respecting you all in the morning. My username is chastenor because my name is Chas and I am a tenor. When I was young I was determined to be the greatest tenor since Caruso. I have a magnificent powerful tenor voice but unfortunately I have no sense of key, which makes life a little difficult. I enjoy serenading the female of the species but she tends to retaliate by hitting me over the head with a blunt object. This probably explains the shape of my head. When I admitted defeat I decided to become a Sex God and the greatest lover since Casanova. I have now succeeded in this ambition. There was a time when I was merely a babe magnet but I got better. The fact that I am overweight, 54 and single in no way invalidates my status as a Sex God. I hope to hear from some of you. If you can make me laugh, so much the better. Best wishes Charles
So you're not Lorenzo Martini then? I was going to thank you for this book.. Welcome to Hip Forums, anyway.
Hi all, the three of you ALL made me laugh. A good start, though I am a bit concerned about Lorenzo stealing my secrets.....
Oh yeah; I just spent 2 weeks in Guildford on business. It's too bad I didn't find this forum sooner to meet cool people like you while I was over there.
Why what a nice thing to say, though I have never before been accused of being 'cool'. And thanks to everybody for the kind messages. Chas
