according to my spam box..

i have won the nigerian lottery again

i have two different ladies looking for me

someone has photos of my wife

and my penis isn't pleasuring my woman enough


what about your spam box?

 

I'm too fat. My breasts need enhancing and my credit score needs to be checked every single day of the week.

 

Well I can tell you for fact that your penis isn't pleasuring me enough. So that one is legit.

 

Hello,

oh, that is sad. I'm really sorry for you. But think positive, the photos might help to solve the little problem with your woman and with all the nigerian bucks you are able to buy tons of this blue pills (nothing in your spam box?) to make the other ladies (only two?) happy.

I do automatic filtering and delete the filtered emails without further actions. But I have statistics. Recently the number of spam emails per day decreased a little bit. If this is a trend I will be spam free in... 243 years .

Regards
Gyro

 

its telling me i need help deciding where to put my aging parents.

and that i need a job. which is true

 

I keep getting ones that tell me that Obama says I should go back to school.

.

 

I use filters too...my spam box is generally quite empty

 

i rarely get spam, but it usually informs me of medications that i NEED, and occasionally points out that "adkgkkjkawerakl;ehkgd."

 

something about free prescription drugs from Canada , and Viagra