darn hippie shoplifters

They're getting clever. Someone is peeling back the cardboard on those smoke alarms that have the 9V lithium battery and stealing the battery.

The company that makes that thing isn't too smart. They should use a blister pack. A 9V lithium battery is worth some money. The battery is right near the corner of the pack. Just peel back the cardboard at the corner and get a free lithium 9V battery.

Ok. Maybe it's not the hippies doing it.

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Well, damn those crazy hippies all to hell!

 

It's not the hippes doing it,it's the junkee community

 

how do they smoke it?

 

You mean they still even allow hippies in the city you are from?

 

Turn the lights on and the hippies will scatter.

They do most of their scavenging at night and prefer moist areas..

 

meth...

 

How would you sell them? would you sit in a dark ally with your trunk open and do it black market gun style? "yo man i gots some high quality batteries here, what you need i gots double a and triple a, i gots nine volt and watch batteries. what you want?"

 

i pretty sure the meth cooks only want the lithium

 

do you use lithium in meth production?

 

ahahahaha........that reminds me of this one time when some of my buddies and i were in a cd store and we cut the alarm security thing off the back of a cd and put it on the back of one of our buddies with out him knowing and he walked out of there and then the alarm went off and then the cd store person ran out of the store and ran after him and was screaming lol and called mall security on him and frisked him! it was probably one of the funniest moments in my life, we were dieing laughing on the ground ahahahahaha!

 

. hydrogen iodide, lithium/sodium metal, ether, or methamphetamine vapors. .... The production, distribution, sale, and possession of methamphetamine is .... "The effects of methamphetamine on the production of free radicals and ..

 

*mental note to self:
Do not go out in public with this poster. *

 

yea i just read that on wiki my bad, the only method i knew was with red phosphorus and other stuff. ive heard of anhydrous meth, but i had no idea what went into it.

 

the library at my highschool had those sticky grid things...we would peel them out of a book and put them in the peoples school bags so it would go offf when they tried to leave the library and theyd be all wtf because they didnt have any library books and the walmart style alarm things were going off

 

hippie shoplifter shopping list:
Rolling papers/blunt wraps
peanut butter
Soy Milk
granola
patchouli
Batteries to trade to meth head kid for weed

 

My smoke detectors might need new batteries... I have Ideas.

 

I learn something new every day.