When is it the 'right' time have kids...?

Discussion in 'Parenting' started by Sweetleaf63, Sep 17, 2010.

  1. Sweetleaf63

    Sweetleaf63 Senior Member

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    .................?
     
  2. MM18

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    never. Use a condom.... always. Even when you're not having sex still use it.
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    when you have enough money and love to give them a stable and safe environment to grow up in.
     
  4. Chapter13

    Chapter13 Member

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    9 months after having sex
     
  5. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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    Sometime shortly after hell freezes over but a good while before Pig's learn to fly.
     
  6. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    In the UK, it's whenever you fancy sponging off the government

    the younger the better.
     
  7. Sweetleaf63

    Sweetleaf63 Senior Member

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  8. TipsyGypsy

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    Yep, I agree.

    It does annoy me when people have children, then complain they need more money to look after them and just living off benefits :rolleyes: I know unplanned pregnancies can happen, but there are means to stop them.
     
  9. Sweetleaf63

    Sweetleaf63 Senior Member

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    Defiantly agree with you. That sort of thing happens way too much.Hopefully my thread also answered someone else's questions...........?
     
  10. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Yup, I decided I shouldn't get pregnant yet :D
     
  11. Chapter13

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    They took me to the tenement
    And kicked down the door
    They said:'Have you seen the copulation,
    Practised by the poor?
    We select the ones to breed
    Then we reject the part'
    And isn't nature wonderful
    But is this art?

    blech, there is no "right" time to have a kid.... just ain't gotta be a fuckwit about it when ya do have one
     
  12. TipsyGypsy

    TipsyGypsy Light of a Fading Star

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    You're even quoting them!

    Marry me!!
     
  13. Chapter13

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    :confused:

    dude there are prettier levellers fans out there than me... and marraige brings me out in a rash... sorry :p
     
  14. Sweetleaf63

    Sweetleaf63 Senior Member

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    right!:D
    Get on the msn guy i gotta ask you something!
     
  15. TipsyGypsy

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    Well, what a way to ruin my dreams...
     
  16. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    When you're done raising yourself.
     
  17. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Are you a duck or a cake!?? ANSWER ME!!!
     
  18. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    When you are mature enough to realize it is something you are going to do and that you would not if you were sane.
     
  19. MM18

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    Benefit babies do suck but they are also funny because it's like a fuck you to the upper wealthy class that can have babies any day of the week like it ain't no thang. It's saying "We're here to stay and we'll keep breeding no matter how hard life is for us!! FU eat our umbilical cords MFers!". Or something like that. :p
     
  20. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    The younger you have kids, the more free the ride
     
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