Don't use this time machine!

For if u do use solely a time machine nothing more u should be aware of one important thing before proceeding, fact of the matter is u can only explore the time lines in one year jumps exactly one year!


This is of great importance that is if u value ur life, now it does not matter how far or how many years back/foward in time u shell travel. Although i will say no time lord before u ventured in time lines before the big bang for it would mean that ur time machine in affect becomes an off road vehicle and this is strictly against the warranty of the damned thing. After all traveling back that far when time and space did not yet exist may make it quite impossible to find ur way back, we very much would like to see u again wellllll its rental u know.


...U see if for eg u travel one week back in time with ur time machine u will be transported immediately in to vacuum of space plz do not try to adjust the settings in ur time machines console it is working correctly. I would however recommend visiting the year 2312 in which brain transplants are made possible since u would do so even after this warning not to do sooooo u would be at the right place at the right time but earth it self would not. It would had moved in its orbit one week forward in space time that is while u my friend would stay in same space yet travel in time.


Yes yes I know its very much an inconvenience in deed but we understand that some times u just have to go back and redo something or other bladi bla and if u have some what of a limited budget this is for u.


Of course we do have the deluxe version the space time machine...

 

So the idea is go to 2312, take the brain of a future ninja, go back to 1773, defeat british without french help.

 

Time machine....... Oh how I would take advantage of it

 

Time machines are for quitters.

 

What happnes if you take your time machine in to areas of the cosmos where our phyical laws dont apply ? Does your mind become confused and you have no idea what you are doing ? desert rat

 

Yes.

 

you probably sign up to this website

 

If I had a time machine, that is exactly what I would do. Would you become infinity?

 

Good question...

 

I would go back in time. The future doesn't interest me.

 

I would learn the ways of the Samurai...

 

I'd steal the ideas from Shakespeare and publish them in my name

 

And, perhaps Dickens et al.

 

You mean like he did?

 

Well, yes, but he wouldn't get any credit and I would make my family famous, and school kids hate us forever!

 

:eggnog:

 

Seems like any number of whole years would work for keeping you in the same place, but it would have to be precise, 365 1/4 day years. 1 year, 2 years, 3 years, 100 years, etc. i imagine it could get dicey around 10,000, 100,000, 1,000,000 etc 'cause then we're talking geological time.

Also, just hook up a computer to this fantastic machine and simply have it do a huge number of tiny jumps into the future, like 1 minutes jumps, but do millions (or more) of them all in succession. You would move in space (possibly) but surely the gravity of the Earth would keep you from going all the way out into space . . .

Interesting thought experiment.

 

Yes I signed up to this website / forum . I think that is the only way to get a user i..d. and make posts . If I had that time machine I would go back in time and replace Al Gore as the inventor of the internet . desert rat

 

Dude I always think that Leonardo da vinci was a guy with some smart ideas in say some time before now that went in to the future and the past but when he got there, that is the past the machine disappear do to insufficiency of that present time line to produce necessary parts to build the machine back up in order to get back to Leornardo's original time where the machine was build the first time around.


Don't get me wrong he thought he could build one to get back funnily enough at the same time he failed to realized... What I mean he did build one but it was to unstable to use do to materials involved, That's why so much of hes work was lost in another words destroid because it was just to dangerous for anyone to use or even tinker with its principals on which it worked.


But the Leonardo from the future was just not in to manual labor nor being regarded as a god and lets face it he would have had enemies this way... So he just produced cool weaponry for ppl in power and of course some cool inventions nothing extraordinary just some things that were good enough to get attention but not good enough to land him in to troublesome life, just something to get him by.


Why u think he was called da vinci = from vinci that story about him being a basterd and all is bs he just appeared at vinci from nowhere

 

Ahh and you man when first I read this my mind got fucked but then again I think u simply would not have enough matter or in another words energy within u to expand to infinity me thinks hmmm.