I was strolling round the building when something caught my nose.. I found someones hooch and of course its fine with the company cause the dude shares his wine with the big shits in the office.. upon finding it, I was like "Ok who is brewing hooch?".. I found out and they of course have some permission.. so I said "well thats just great I guess, but you know that empty janitor closet? Im a grow me some weed in there!!, ima take a couple these lights down and put them in there, go out front get me some dirt..." People lold but I said "IM FUCKING SERIOUS YOU GUYS!!!!" then I laughed and walked aways..
Now would you not just love to go out and buy half a dozen of these, false Aralia and place them about. Just picture the faces.
they made a come back joke that I couldnt smoke inside anyways, I said "there is always brownies and vaporizers".. i think the vaporizer thing went over their heads though..
you get alcohol and jokes at work and all i have is this lousy text phone that was already obsolete when they invented it
I was driving to work one night and seen a pretty girl walking angry, she tired to flag me down the first time i slowed and passed her. I came by her a 2nd time leaving work cause I only go there to open gate. She tried to flag me down again. but i wasnt interested. I seen an ugly girl with a case of beer walking about a 1/4 mile further. I picked her up, She had a case a beer. no really I picked up neither, but thats how I told it the last time.
