Have you ever masturbated so good that you.....

fell asleep..? lol that that'd be funny

 

I fell asleep once with my vibrator in me. When I woke up the batteries were dead.

 

lol thats funny!

 

seems like a really good masturbation would keep you awake...

 

"Dude, you ever take like 5 Tylenol PM's and jerk off to see if you can cum before you fall asleep. It's amazing because you allways can," Seth Rogan, "The 40 Year Old Virgin". Actually I know that this is a male thing we almost allways want to fall right to sleep after an orgasm. I at least keep it together long enough to clean up first.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

I think most men have taken a good nap after a jerk at least once or twice.

 

Sure, sharing is what this is all about but some things are best left unsaid I reckon

 

fall asleep??...nope

bit my tongue...yes

 

lol

 

I fell asleep once, after cumming i just closed my eyes with my hand wrapped around my penis, then i drifted off...

 

Can be a crap wank and I'll still want to go to sleep

 

Masturbation, Better Than Any Sleeping Pill Ever Made....



Cheers Glen.

 

Sure. On nights when my husband works late, I often masturbate before I go to sleep, and sometimes he'll come home to find me sprawled across the bed -- nightshirt hiked up, panties around my ankles, hand limp at my crotch. That's the sweetest way to fall asleep. He says it's quite a stirring sight to come home to, and he sometimes tries to wake me -- but I've put myself to sleep too soundly. So the next morning I'll find him similarly sprawled next to me, naked, hands at his crotch, too.

 

many times.

 

I don't know why people think it's a strictly male phenomenon to be lulled into sleep post-orgasm. I've fallen asleep with my hands down my pants multiple times. I've also gotten up out of the bed only to be very confused as a vibrator started to fall down my leg... I think I was drunk that night anyhow.

 

Does orgasming so hard that I passed out count? Because that's happened a few times to me.

 

My older brother used to get drunk and do this. I actually have him sleeping on the computer desk with his pants down on video camera.

 

this is odd as shit but it was so good i started to moan like a female i dont know what came over me

 

I nodded off and woke up with my hand kinda stuck to my ding-a-ling

 

I can't sleep without masturbating 10 or 20 minutes, unless I am very tired