Random Thoughts Therapist

Question:

Does Random Thoughts have an in house therapist? I know someone who knows someone who knows someone who needs a therapist.

There are so many questions and answers that do not seem to match, like why is my daughters hair purple? Are all frogs waiting to be kissed into princes? Do boobs really fall to the knees late in life? What happens when both heads are bald?

Just wondering.

 

We do not need professional help!

Your daughters hair is purple as she hated the colour blue that it was before and redid it.

All frogs are not waiting to be turned into princes, only the boy ones.

Boobs due head south but that is only because they wish to start the vacation in Florida before the rest of the person arrives.

When both heads are bald it is the perfect time to justify thinking with either one. Sometimes twins share a special bond.

 

your daughters hair is purple because she knows it bothers you

 

RT itself is a therapy, with its motley crew of half-wits, eccentrics, stoners, and whatever else happens to wander in.

Sometimes things end up in a big ruckus with name calling, eye pokes, face slaps, and the like.

But hey. That's what we call 'group therapy'.



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Can it be me? Can it can it?

 

do it or die igotta be meeeeee

 

I keep thinking about marsupials. Somebody help me please.

 

I prescribe listening to Rolf Harris' "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" 50 times, in a row, every day for 3 months.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D-LmRNdQiQ"]YouTube- Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport - sang by Rolf Harris

Come back to me at the end of therapy and let me know if you ever want to think about marsupials again.

 

:leaving:

 

i'm now thinking about Rofl Harris... naked. What did you do??

 

I have been thinking, yes, it has been known to happen! I still maintain that we do not need professional help!

Who in their right mind would want this job?

I do know there is group therapy but holy there is group and then there is us. What would be the cost for this service?

How long would the poor soul last?

 

I'm not a doctor but I've seen one on tv.......come to think of it I don't think they're doctors either.

 

This thread looks like it says Random Thoughts The Rapist.

Maybe I'm suffering from some sort of disorder.

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you are all certified loons

 

Speak For Yourself Sunshine .............:toetap05:



Cheers Glen.

 

Loon Lake, New Hampshire


Hotwater

 

I usually use this as my avatar on boards like this one.



Don't ya just want to pick him up and snuggle him.