Take the 40 g's out of your pocket, place them on the table, pull your now significantly less weighty pants up, do them up, put the 40 g's back in your pockets and go about your day. You do have thumbs right?
All the people that I know who have this problem tend to use these. Caution, not to be worn unless you are a big spender.
You've got a great sense of humour heat, you should try to keep it up. A strapping young lad like me is no match.
Thank you. You are always posting funny lines and I get a great giggle out of them. So I think you have already mastered the humour part.