You know you're tripping when

When everyday, common and familiar objects and tasks seem strangely alien. What should be simple is now the most hilarious form of rocket science you could possibly imagine - such as putting on one's clothes . . .

When closing my eyes produces something other than a blank, black field . . .

 

When you load a bowl to take a couple of hits, something catches your attention, and two hours later your sitting there holding your pipe and still haven't taken a hit.

 

When you obliviously let a 5 foot snake crawl through the pee hole of your pajamas.

 

WOW! I'll bet that impress's the ladies.

 

HAHAHA!

Dude that was the scariest shit ever, it was only a ball python but still i've heard those things have been known to bite occasionally.

 

Or it could just wrap around things and squeeze reeeaalll hard.

 

I feel slightly light headed reading this.

 

Changing the title slightly: You know you're a tripper when 9 of your last 10 reps have to do with drugs.

 

....when the world disappears.

 

Tripper, tripping, high, rushing. There's room for change here

 

When you piss spiders.

 

....when you think your house is on a giant turntable.

 

You no longer need to talk, because everyone else does it for you.

 

You think current living people should follow The Simpons instead of the bible for moral and spiritual guidance.

 

When you do this http://www.************/photo.php?pid=31424357&l=46251bd432&id=1167014224

 

When you are taking a crap and you feel like it is never ending and can't tell when it is the end .....All of sudden you look at the wooden door and an image of Jesus Christ starts to form.

Really this is a true story...

 

when the only thought you are capable of formulating is whoooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

When you refer to everything as trippy.

 

you stick pencils up your vagina and stick your penis in your guitar

 

Totally! Wait, what the fuck...