Fuck you to weddings

Hell muthafuckin yeah fuck weddings!! Maybe it's the being surrounded by tons of people I don't know, don't care to know, and probably will never meet again, maybe it's the extravagant waste I see it all to be since they might not last "till death" anyway, whatever it is I'd Rather stick needles in my penis than go to one

 

i think the idea of getting married is not stuiped but kida pointless. if you have to get married in order to stay together then maybe its not really love. Just putin that one out there!

 

I have a huge wedding on sept 11th and i have 3 girls all wanting to come as my date..its in toronto so we have a floor of rooms at a swanky hotel...first wedding invitation i have seen with music requests on the rsvp form....sweet

i think i may choose the too young hottie for my date...she will turn some heads

 

sounds fun, but more like a party cause the wedding part wasn't mentioned

 

I tune out the strange people I don't know, most of the ridiculous goings on & use it as a good excuse to eat free, drink, party & watch a bunch of fools be merry.

 

Weddings are pointless and people make them into this massive deal when they aren't, almost like they're making up for the fact that their relationship is crap.

I had one myself. Why the fuck did I have one myself? Oh yeah, my relationship was crap...