Whats the craziest thing you have ever heard?

One time i heard about this dealer who was found out and he SOMEHOW SMUGGLED A CELL PHONE IN and had a contract issued on the judge IF HE WASNT LET GO!!

Well he was let go!!!!!! (Understandably)


Anyone heard anything like this or more bizarre?

 

Nobody hears about the craziest stuff.

 

No i reckon they dont......

 

once i was looking up a translation and the google suggestion i got was " i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur " lol crazy people

 

2 pounds, 20 min, and my friend coming out allot richer as a line of cars meets him at a local car wash.

Lucky for me he's a legal grower now so no more worries lol.

 

You my good sir have made my day...That is AWESOME

 

Haha thank you

 

This dude catches his 10 year old drinking wine at a family party and in a rage drives the son home.
He was very much drunk himself and got pulled by the cops and breathalyzed.
He fials it and pleads with the garda that he wasn't drinking at all and saying there must be something wrong with the breathalyzer and to try it on the child .
The child fails it too and the cop says "ok there really must be something wrong with the breathalyzer " and let him go

 

Wow that was QUICK THINKING on his part!!

 

hey you guys...im lookin for a group of people that is passionate and loving and that cares.. i want to experience how hippie really is and i have had a friend that ran away from his house and is now living his life as a hippie and iwould want to be just like that since im having trouble with my family so please if anyone is willing to be together and a have a blast please message me..thank you and PEACE TO YOU ALL

 

A lot of those days are over. When I was young I thought the same thing. Most of the hippies I grew up with disapeared or maybe I did. If your not 18 wait til you are then it's easier. But think about when you are older and what's goning to happen to you when you can't afford your meds

 

Got busted by some undercover cops while sitting in the car smoking a joint with a friend once. They rousted us out of the car and took our stash, but said they were just going to give us a warning (it was only a half oz) and left. Twenty minutes later we were still sitting in the car and they pull up next to us, throw the bag of weed back in the window and tell us it's ditch weed and to find a better connection.
We sat there looking like this then and finally .

 

they segregate jails so the niggers and the nazis don't fucking kill each other. im sure its more common than i think, but theres no reason to think it's normal.