I see Jesus.

Maybe he's heard of these guys. If so, he's got a huge market.



Ray Comfort (left) Kirk Cameron (right)

 

after reading the first five words i knew exactly who you were talking about

 

that stuff sells for big money.. a cornflake shaped like illinois sold for over a thousand bucks on ebay

 

I just saw Ronald Reagan on a piece of dog poop.
Damn, shoulda scooped it up and sold it on E-bay

 

Haha My gf said I left a cum stain on her black panties in the shape of a penis and a pot leaf... I was proud....

Maybe I should start a business where I sell cum paintings on black panties hahaha just jerk off and explode on a pair of panties and sell it for money I'm a genius!!!

 

your mom looks like jesus, are you going to sell her

 

you really want to give your DNA to just anyone?. you can make cum with egg whites.. , like some weirdo is going to know anyways..

 

I saw Goober on a cow plop. Any takers?

 

Do you mean George "goober" Lindsey??? He grew up in my town!!! hahaha as a matter of fact I have been to his old house! I used to live like a block away

 

It would be more lucrative to open up a bar and employer her to turn water into wine... and sell it as house wine served by the pitcher. The Church might demand some royalties from the action though... ya might wanna tread lightly ya know. I hear the Vatican is a pretty brutal syndicate.

 

I saw Jesus in a dog turd recently and all I could think was "holy shit!"

 

I'd rep you but I gave you rep for something else.

I take your piece, I shove it up your ass and I pull the trigger till it goes "click"

 

I just saw Glenn Beck on a Triscuit. Any Tea Party members want it?

 

Jesus Christ was a Jew. That makes them good enough for me.