The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

LIES? Sure! I'm a die-hard Boston Red Sox fan!

 

I didn't just run over a yellow jackets nest with my brushhog mower.....

Only got stung one time luckily...

 

I've slept with more women than I can count this week.

 

I've counted more women than I can sleep with this week.....

 

I love working under old trucks and getting rust in my ears

 

I just slammed a whole bottle of wild turkey whiskey....;-)

 

I dont need new work shoes

 

I love covering myself with honey and then lying in the rain.

 

I just hate it when above poster covers herself with honey and then makes me lick it off...

 

I hate when you lick honey off me...

 

I always wear pants when no one else is home

 

Playing air guitar can irreparably damage a deaf person's ear drums.

 

headaches are beneficial...they rid the body of demons

 

I keep a chupacabra as a pet.

 

I am not a coffee addict

 

I just cut Joshua's tree down.....

 

you can recycle plastic shopping bags as condoms

 

Time for some skinny dipping in the pond! Woohoo!!

 

its good to put chicken bones down the disposal.




(....my bf told me this and now we have a broken disposal.):smilielol5:

 

I love the smell when farmers spread manure on their fields...