This post for guys only: What women really want.

Guys,

Here’s a few things I know about how a lady wants you to know she likes you. I don’t know much but I do get laid a lot.

You see, in our culture it is sometimes hard for a guy and a lady to get together. Most of the time a guy is attracted to a lady but doesn’t have the courage to just go up and ask her out. The ladies know that too … and they know they can’t just walk up to a guy and ask him out (although what a turn on that is when it happens!). Anyway, it’s a problem.

So here’s what I read from the ladies, who by the way are the superiors among us and let us not EVER forget that. Women are superior to men whether they can change a flat tire or not …

First, women don’t care what you look like pal! You are more worried about the hairline receding than they are. They laugh at your vanity and love to see that little paunch appear and your vanity ...

Women are looking mostly for a good man who is stable and confident in the future. Confidence is the most important quality a man can develop, in women’s eyes. Women despise men who have no self-confidence, but remember they are smarter than us and can see through you pretending to be confident. They laugh at the “macho men” with the big trucks and high wheels and loud bikes, the fools who always have to make noise to attract attention, since it is the only way they CAN attract attention.
Most women fall down laughing watching these pathetic losers, so don’t be one friend! Remember you cannot impress women by PRETENDING to be something - you have to BE something ...

Anyway ...

On a first date the lady is dressed like a hooker, you are in. On a first date the lady is dressed with only four items of clothing,you are in (she wants to take the clothes off as soon as possible Dudley). On a first date she is wearing over 12 items of clothing don't spend too much unless she is a Leo. Any provocative clothing is a come-on but don't get too close yet ... follow Zanman ...

If the lady does the following she is interested in you:

1 Eye contact. Important. Any serious eye contact twice you are in. Do not hesitate.

2 If the lady hugs you fully, I don’t mean that lame half-hug your auntie does, but the full genital to genital, you’re in. Do not hesitate, she wants you. (If your auntie does the full hug e-mail me ... maybe your auntie and I would hit it off ...)

3 If the lady ever shows any underwear to you, bra or whatever. Women ALWAYS know how they look from all directions in the Universe, who’s looking at them and what they are thinking, and they can FEEL you looking at them. Any underwear flash and you are in man. Do not hesitate for one damned second and please e-mail me the result!!!

4 If the lady is always in your view for some strange reason (hmmmm how could that be?) that she happens always to be in your view YOU ARE IN! Do not hesitate hombre!

5 If the lady always seem to be playing with her hair while you are looking at her, you are in Holmes. Do NOT hesitate trendsetter!

6 If the lady is putting on lipstick in front of you and making it obvious, or any other of her makeup (ladies count makeup as a private thing so she is signaling she wants you to be part of her private life). Do not hesitate and it will be lipstick on your dipstick!

7 If the lady dresses like you would if you were a woman she probably shares your taste. Don’t hesitate man!

8 Now you have followed Zanman’s advice and have the lady of your dreams in your arms for CHRIST’S SAKE SLOW DOWN! Ladies want to be gently wooed man, not have some idiot with his cock swinging around and dancing about like an ape. The lady will let you know … let her take the lead. SLOW DOWN MAN! Let her purr ...

9 Most important. Never ever, EVER abuse the lady! If you even think of abusing the lady with language or action you will become Badman and Zanman will find and punish you!

You must ALWAYS be the real man you are, let the lady will show you how...

 

Interesting...

 

This was just screaming for a look!!!! (yeah, I'm female!)
BUT there was a mistake:

Yes, we do. But it's not all dependant on that. But a good looker is a TOTAL plus, I'd prefer the guy I'd date to be good-looking.

Sorry...but it had to be said! :&

Otherwise....very good! Many woman can't stand machos, or atleast laugh at them....but for some reason, pisces and cancer do like dominant types....virgo to some extant

Many also like some femenine qualities (like intelligence, and emotion... But don't be the type to come whining for EVERYTHING

Unless she's a scorpio...

 

C'mon man, you cant create a manual for women. It's all about making good friends or not.

 

I hate reading stuff like that, what women want, what men want.... every person is different... There are no specific steps to take to get somebody to like you.

 

Maes my friend this is just a guide. I am 15 pounds overweight and I have a problem with that, Ladies don't like guys who are overweight so I have observed ... whatever.
Wealth is what attracts women so get rich my friend - believe me picking up a lady in a E-type (and maybe you don't know what that is...) changes the entire deal.

I love and WORSHIP women ... all women even ugly fat ones ... they are beyond us in what they know, and they know everything about you dumber and dumber that you and I are man ... You know almost nothing about women. Neither do I ...

 

>>>I hate reading stuff like that, what women want, what men want.... every person is different... There are no specific steps to take to get somebody to like you.<<<

Well then don't read it. If you have to read it don't reply to it if you "hate" it so much. You are behaving like a fool my friend ... do not do that!

 

Ryupower
>>>Yes, we do. But it's not all dependant on that. But a good looker is a TOTAL plus, I'd prefer the guy I'd date to be good-looking<<<

Darlin' girl you sound like a sweet lady to me ... but you are WAY too young to be in this discussion! I wanted to addess older teens and guys in their twenties who are struggling with how to deal with women.

You will have to deal with guys, who as you know are mostly idiotic fools. but remember they can't help it! They really can't. They go head over bum trying to impress you when all the time all they have to do is take a walk with you, maybe have an ice-cream. When they get older they buy you a house or a Mercedes, but that is a different story. Men need the love of a good woman before they can become real men! Don't worry about it now while you are 14 ... have fun and get your degree!

But, in the future, one way you will know a man is a real man is that he will not try to impress you in any way. He will not be anything other than who he really is. The best example I can think of is the character Jack Dawson in the incredible film Titanic ... a great hero who loved his lady and sacrificed for her ... all men should do that but so few men have confidence or are so hung-up on themselves they can't even think ...

Last never EVER allow anyone to abuse you or take advantage of you in any way. If anyone ever tries it on report to Zanman and it will be taken care of.

 

*LOL*
I too, had too peek, being a curious female and all.
Zanman, you will make some lucky Leo lady very happy.

 

Hah, just like every other girl here, too curious for my own good.

I've noticed that a lot and I don't understand why exactly.. are we that scary? ^^;

I think personal hygene is important. I don't know if that counts but I like it when a guy is a little meticulous about his appearance, I mean, I don't want to go out with a total slob, you know. =p

That's kind of true. I think it's kind of cute when a guy is sort of unsure of himself but not if he's loud about it I guess. I dunno how to explain it exactly. o_0 I hope you know what I mean.
I don't wanna list all the "you're in" lines but, I'm a conservative person with no Leo influence at all. ^^; And on a first date, I dress conservative [as I always do]. If you're just going out with a girl to get laid though, I don't think most girls will go for that. Maybe I'm too traditional for this time period but I wouldn't even consider getting too cuddly until I was actually married. I was just raised that way but I know there some other ladies out there like me.
Oh yeah and I hope you won't say I'm too young to post here cause, even though it says my age is 16, I'm almost 17 so =p that counts, right?

 

The odd thing is, if I recall, Leonardo Dicaprio didn't enjoy playing that type of charchter (Dawson), looking back on it. Read about it, can't recall where.

I just feel don't worry about shit... just be as you are. I'm a Capricorn by the way... hmm, strange. I don't really value the whole Mercedes thing, you know. There's ways to have strength in confidence without wasting... if you're able to buy a mercedes, you're also able to do charity work or contribute back in one way or another.

 

Here’s a few things I know about how a lady wants you to know she likes you. I don’t know much but I do get laid a lot.

hahaah so cause you get laid a lot, makes you the knower of all, huh

You see, in our culture it is sometimes hard for a guy and a lady to get together. Most of the time a guy is attracted to a lady but doesn’t have the courage to just go up and ask her out. The ladies know that too … and they know they can’t just walk up to a guy and ask him out (although what a turn on that is when it happens!). Anyway, it’s a problem.

So here’s what I read from the ladies, who by the way are the superiors among us and let us not EVER forget that. Women are superior to men whether they can change a flat tire or not …

First, women don’t care what you look like pal! You are more worried about the hairline receding than they are. They laugh at your vanity and love to see that little paunch appear and your vanity ...

Women are looking mostly for a good man who is stable and confident in the future. Confidence is the most important quality a man can develop, in women’s eyes. Women despise men who have no self-confidence, but remember they are smarter than us and can see through you pretending to be confident. They laugh at the “macho men” with the big trucks and high wheels and loud bikes, the fools who always have to make noise to attract attention, since it is the only way they CAN attract attention.
Most women fall down laughing watching these pathetic losers, so don’t be one friend! Remember you cannot impress women by PRETENDING to be something - you have to BE something ...

Anyway ...

On a first date the lady is dressed like a hooker, you are in. On a first date the lady is dressed with only four items of clothing,you are in (she wants to take the clothes off as soon as possible Dudley). On a first date she is wearing over 12 items of clothing don't spend too much unless she is a Leo. Any provocative clothing is a come-on but don't get too close yet ... follow Zanman ...

If the lady does the following she is interested in you:

1 Eye contact. Important. Any serious eye contact twice you are in. Do not hesitate.

2 If the lady hugs you fully, I don’t mean that lame half-hug your auntie does, but the full genital to genital, you’re in. Do not hesitate, she wants you. (If your auntie does the full hug e-mail me ... maybe your auntie and I would hit it off ...)

3 If the lady ever shows any underwear to you, bra or whatever. Women ALWAYS know how they look from all directions in the Universe, who’s looking at them and what they are thinking, and they can FEEL you looking at them. Any underwear flash and you are in man. Do not hesitate for one damned second and please e-mail me the result!!!

4 If the lady is always in your view for some strange reason (hmmmm how could that be?) that she happens always to be in your view YOU ARE IN! Do not hesitate hombre!

5 If the lady always seem to be playing with her hair while you are looking at her, you are in Holmes. Do NOT hesitate trendsetter!

6 If the lady is putting on lipstick in front of you and making it obvious, or any other of her makeup (ladies count makeup as a private thing so she is signaling she wants you to be part of her private life). Do not hesitate and it will be lipstick on your dipstick!

7 If the lady dresses like you would if you were a woman she probably shares your taste. Don’t hesitate man!

8 Now you have followed Zanman’s advice and have the lady of your dreams in your arms for CHRIST’S SAKE SLOW DOWN! Ladies want to be gently wooed man, not have some idiot with his cock swinging around and dancing about like an ape. The lady will let you know … let her take the lead. SLOW DOWN MAN! Let her purr ...

9 Most important. Never ever, EVER abuse the lady! If you even think of abusing the lady with language or action you will become Badman and Zanman will find and punish you!

You must ALWAYS be the real man you are, let the lady will show you how...


hahaha, I am sorry, I tried reading all of that, but had to stop numerous times cause I was laughing..hehe, needed a laugh and appreciate you giving me a good one..

 

What I (A SCORPIO WOMAN) want:

1. A nice man who is not as confident as I am...I like to be the one chasing...Although, he has to approach first. I don't approach first because I like to know that he's interested.

2. Fun in the sack. I'm a scorpio. Passion is numero uno on my list of priorities. If you don't have the libido to go time and time again, in weird positions, kinky or otherwise, don't even bother.

3. Intellectual or Social stimuli. I hate dinner-and-a-movie dates. I want to talk, dance, hang out, play video games, do something exciting! Watching a movie is good in group dates, but one-on-one it's about you and me...No actor needs to take attention away from the man across from me.

What I do to show I'm interested:

1. I'll play like a kid would. If I hit you playfully, call you strange names, or just start goofing around, I like you.
2. If I stare at you seductively, then I'm trying to see how playful and interested YOU are.
3. If I try to cuddle you, then I'm most definitely interested, and it's not just for the night.
4.If I come close to you, whisper seductive things into your ear, or play with your clothing, I'm wanting some action.

I'm a straight forward kinda girl. I'm not into subtle hints. I don't pay much attention to what I wear, or what I look like. I act more like a guy than I do like a girl. So those subtleties that zanman described, they don't work with some of us. Be straight...Or be the shy, seductive, innocent one. Either be clearly the chaser, or let me chase...But none of this subtle shit.

Holly

 

What I (a libra woman) wants..

1. Someone Breathing..

thank you and good day

 

Score! Things are coming up Milhouse!

 

lol! Go Mystical!

Holly
Wants the poster above me ^^^^

 

Don't worry...I'm not that stupid!
I know when I can't trust someone....

 

Wow everybody's giving tips. I'd give tips if I had any but since I've never been in a situation like that I can't give you anything helpful. ^_^; *pointless post*

 

As a Gemini Woman:
*please don't be cocky
* don't say "oh, i love all women fat and pretty, tall and ugly", when in your heart you know thats total horseshit
* don't flirt with our friends then say your "just being nice"
* go all out to make us laugh! we will love you

***** in short, if your a womanizer in disguise, you don't have to show yourself, we will find out and hunt you down and make you face it *****

 

It is funny to watch guys who think they are impressing women with "cool" behavior, not realizing that women can see RIGHT through them. Women know that men are little boys inside and are not fooled by "cool" or "macho" behavior (unless they want to be). If you are a "macho-man" the only people you are "impressing" is yourself and similarly insecure males.

And yes, the most impressive characteristics you can have as a man is a sense of humor, honesty, and a sense of humility, as humility is a sign of true confidence.
If you really want to impress a lady don't TRY to impress her.