I never thought I would be seriously considering this

but I have exhausted every other option that I have. I have no bud, beers, or even resin. I even made a tiny bit of iso hash with some stems I had. One hit later, It was gone. I am completely bored and I dont give a shit. I may just huff some gasoline... seriously.

 

Divide your breath into four equal parts of equal length, inhale, sustain, exhale, hold. Repeat pattern for two minutes, report back the sensation that follows.

 

is that with or without the gas can attached to my face?

 

It is preferable without.

 

I've done it, and I must say, I feel relaxed and centered. But I want the world to feel like a cartoon.

 

Hold your breath for three minutes with eyes open without blinking.

 

your to oldd to huff gasoline, and the parts store is closed so you cant get on tri/ethylene .. I recommend smashing finger in car door, go to hospital get pills.. for a few hour wait , might be worth the buzz and getting out for a few hours..

 

This is my main thought pattern.

But I think Im due for a trip. It should make me trip, right? I almost tripped when I huffed years ago, but the can only had maybe half a fluid ounce of gas in it. Im sure If I huffed on my half full one I could "Break off at 47."

 

Ok, so I did it. Im in the process of doing it. Im glad I did because I haven't felt this feeling since I was five. IT's like that feeling that you have to feel

 

Errrggh, I dont know how people get into sniffing gasoline, I feel queazy and sometimes want to hurl when pumping gas

 

Its almost free.

 

if you wanna trip electo-motve is the way to go.. not flammable. so your house will not catch fire.. put some on a clean sock inside another sock and homey dont play that will kick in after a few inhalations..

 

if i had money for that I would buy weed

 

you cant steal weed, and its cheaper than gasoline.. i have to warn you my friend Jer, he went to the mental hospital after tripping on tetra/chloro/ethylene.. babbling on about all kinds of stuff, tbh... it was funny as hell - he thought he was jesus and lightbulbs were chasing him down the street.. I can still picture this comic page lightbulb, like hamburger helper kinda shit chasing him..

 

lol what? hamburger helper lightbulbs?

 

the other day all I had was resin, and my scraper had paint on it... one thing led to another and I smoke some paint.. and didnt care!! muaha

 

ok, so my girlfriend is refusing to kiss me since she woke up. She says my mouth tastes funny. I said, "what kind of funny?"
She said, "like you smoked something funny or something".

If she only knew what it was...

 

you will put out that fire with gasoline..your fire inside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t01BpGCmErg"]YouTube- David Bowie - Cat People (Putting Out Fire)

 

thats so gross and stupid

 

No it's not. Gasoline is delicious!!! and It's good for you. It'll give you lots of kinetic energy