Jerking off in public

I was wondering if anyone had suggestions about jerking off in public. I know for girls public masturbation is much easier. I had and ex that could squeze her thighs together and cum easily.

I rub my cock thru my pants while driving and stuff. But I can't cum obviously.

I was wondering if guys and girls could tell me stories of them mastubating yourself or your partner in public. And how you got away with it.

Guys what do you do about cum disposal and not having a big wet spot on your pants.

That's the main problem is making a mess.

 

Do it in the ocean at a beach...
Everyone can see you
No one knows
It washes away
I'm a genius

 

I don't live anywhere near the ocean. And I'm usually in some sort of settig where i need a plan for catching and disposing of the cum

 

I'm never going in the ocean, or eating seafood ever again! Thanks for the heads up.

OP, get a box of Kleenex®.

 

Kinda hard to be descreet with a wad of tissues in your hand

 

this.

 

If the tide is out at my favourite beach I go out toward the sea where the tide drops and I am perhaps 2-3 feet below the higher point of the beach.

At this point I am perhaps 200 yards or more away from the nearest person and unless people are looking with binoculars no-one would see me cum into the sea. I also like to turn around facing the people when I cum, especially at the point where I know its going to shoot out. I put my hands by my side while I cum, and basically I am cumming in front of up to 100 or more people, even though they are far away.

Believe me, it's cool!!

 

You might want to be worried more about getting caught with the other thing in your hand.

I've done it while driving many times, even in a small car. I've dropped my pants, or just took them off. Mostly on the highway. I always had a shirt or jacket to pull over me in case someone pulled up next to me.

The hard part is not crashing, lol.


Edit: Parking lots are fun too.

 

Even the gloopiest of semen doesn't maintain its creamy density for long. In now more than a few minutes it will turn to nothing more than a sort of salty water, which will easily disperse on its own.

 

i love jerking off in public what i do is go to a park or something where nobody can see you and i pull my pants down and have at it and when i cum i just cum on the ground lol and pull my pants back up and then go to the rr to wash my hands and stuff. it is exciting and a rush when ur doing it knowing anybody could walk by at any moment

 

havent really done it, nor really felt the need. A couple of long drives maybe but thats not really public haha did talk to a chick ive chatted with online for years about something like this once. she loves blowjobs and cum (she says her fav places to get it are face and tits, or anywhere else). So i suggested one late night i might go out to somewhere quiet to get off, and if she wanted some of it she could wait for me there on her knees, blindfolded (so to her it could really be anyone, not necessarily me) and ill give her...

she liked the idea, but we havent done it yet haha its a bit dirty lol

 

You bastard....we already have oil to clean up

JOKING...relax...

 

glopiest???
Ewe i will never look at a penis the same again

 

You need to be somewhere very remote.

 

nldn - no you don't!!

 

ive literally spunked everywhere lol! my regular public places are driving - some gud stories here, i spunked while goin through a drive-thru once, messy!
also on the bus. u get plenty of ppl up close to u and u can unload all over the seats!
the horniest place to me is a plane, i hav an awesome story which involves sexy lady nxt to me and her heels!

J

 

pull over on the side of a dark road, whip it out, blow my load on the street

 

yeh i wank off quite a bit in public, if you can't spunk on the grass, etc, just wear thick jeans and boxers, the cum shouldn't show through much. I find it pretty horny to have a small wet spot.

 

I've shot a load many times out doors. If you feeling brave try this. Find a quiet woodland or park that is not too open then undo trousers (I wear jeans and no boxers) and open fly, with them still up begin to walk normally and allow them to gradually slide down your legs as you walk. When they fall free and drop below your knees it becomes more difficult to walk so stop and shot off where you stand.