According to a fellow member

I'm going to die in the next 24 hours.

Yay me. How should I celebrate?

 

I tried to reason with her...

 

you should get naked and get down with the sickness? hahaha i dunno.

 

Learn to masturbate and have an orgasm, for god's sake! No one can die without having an orgasm--you'll go straight to hell.

 

That's okay, since I have only a day to live, I am having your children.

 

What if you actually do?

 

Hahaha! Who ever said I don't know how.

 

screw masturbation...go find the guy youve always stared at from afar and bang him...and if he doesnt want to..tie him up and rape him..and if youre too nice to do that...hire a male stripper

 

According to a ouija board I was supposed to die on Jan. 9, 1994.

I'll still be kicking tomorrow, and I have faith you will be too. hehe

 

I like your style.

 

Borrow $$$ from everybody ou know and tell them you'll pay them back tommorow.

 

Mmm....actually, it is a fact that most women have their best orgasms while masturbating (it's better that way, anatomically). Plus, what if the guy sucks in bed? Then she'd have to spend all her time teaching him---BORING!!

And Katie, I distinctly remember you saying you didn't know how on another thread--oh well, cheers to you if you do know!

 

Hahaha! No way!

I said, or what I meant to if I didn't, was that I felt bad for those who don't know how. I surely am not one of them

 

Hahahaha!!

According to my Parker Brothers Ouija board, my first kiss was supposed to be with a guy named Glut when I was thirteen. Hey, anyone know anyone named Glut? I'm still waiting!

 

She's the queen of sarcasm, you know.

 

I'm the Queen of Dirt too.

 

hahahahha Glut at thirteen... how rare, I feel quite envious.

 

Glut... hehehe... You might be waiting a loooooooong time for that kiss, lol.