awkward facebook chats

silence is an absence of vibrational information through one medium, air.

open your mind to all the other ones

silence can be a sign of awkwardness and trouble or comfort and love. if you think it's awkward your thinking makes it awkward, it is teleological. Trying to squeeze words out of someone who's flow has come to a natural lull will only aggravate them.

Learn your boundaries and learn to take a hint from others. Sometimes silence is offered to you for you to carry it on.

 

Why don't you climb through her window, tie her to her desk chair and apply a gag. She'll definitely find it kinky.

 

It sure is nice to see that old fashioned romance hasn't died.

 

hey marksup ever been creampied

 

sweet sexual internet sarcasm broh!

the real question here is have you ever "creampied" anyone? i highly doubt it if you've been reduced to stalking chicks via facebook and moaning about how much you fail on a forum that doesn't give two fucks about you or your pathetic attempts at picking up chicks.

have a nice day

 

11 year old children should really refrain from using Urban Dictionary to look up naughty terms they know nothing about, shame on your parents and their lack of parental controls

 

there's so many better things on urban dictionary than "creampied"

i'm a fan of the dirty sanchez kekekeke

 

i like glassbottom boat

 

you are a homosofagasorus.

 

Would this be related to the Trannysaurus Rex?

 

hope not, I saw them necking each other outside of a Gloria Gaynor concert

that would be just too weird.

 

pterofying too...