Show me your pussy before the first date

So I hate meeting chicks, going through the whole mating rutual stuff and then 3+ dates later getting a look at her pussy and its a nasty sloppy mess.

When I was younger I didn't care. But Im middle aged now and have fucked a number of girls with exceptionally beautiful and tight vaginas. Its like having good wine. Once you get a taste of the good stuff going back to the cheap stuff just won't do.

And you can't necessarily tell by how good looking the chicks are. I recently was with a hot model and her pussy had those big ole brown dangly lips (and it smelled bad too). And then I got to fuck a chubbyish middle aged girl with 2 kids and she had one of the hottest tightest pussies I ever came across. So I've decided just to explain this to women and tell them that I need to see their pussy first if they want to go out.

 

Good luck with that

 

are you out of your mind the chances of a woman being ok with that is so small they usually want you to earn the right to see their zone

 

I'd love to hear how that conversation goes:

Him: "So yeah, I like you and all, but I'm a bit hesitant."
Her: "Oh, there's no reason to be! What are you worried about?"
Him: "I'm worried that your pussy is going to be one big sloppy mess."
Her: "uh..."
Him: "I'm gonna need you to go ahead and show it to me before we go out. It's just something I do with every girl I date."
Her: *SLAP*

Oh, the hilarity!

 

I appreciate your dilemma...

Good luck with that...

 

The way to handle this situation is when you first meet a woman,walk up,introduce yourself and engage in pleasant conversation like anyone would, but have your stick dangling several inches out in the air. I'm sure she'll get in the spirit of things and immediately drop her drawers for your inspection and you can then make up your mind on the spot wether her clam meets your rigid but reasonable standard. What could go wrong? (by the way--do you have a good pair of running shoes? No reason-just curious.

 

Okay, then guys should show their dicks before the first date so we can laugh when it's a micro-penis.

 

Oh ,I always have. (shit-maybe that's why I'm single)

 

my penis is already showing, so..
girls send me nudes, saying "i like your outfits. wanna chat?" ..

 

I'll totally show you my vaginator before a hot date

 

Based on the information presented in your sig, I take it that you are probably about 11 years old. I find your comment slightly disturbing.

 

BEFORE the date?? Honey... that IS the date

P.S. "vaginator" sounds like a dildo brand

 

and what of that sniveling little match stick you call a penis? Oh, happy days.

 

Excellent. That should be entered in Best Pick Up Lines Vol 1

Seriously (and I doubt that OP was being serious) your shallowness could only be measured in microns.

 

In my own experience I've found that older women are more likely to have sex on a first date than younger ones.

 

12 actually.

 

:smilielol5:If this does not work!! Nothing will!

 

Thanks doll.

 

@ Josh - Enjoy your celibacy

@ squibbles. You're 12 years old - get back in your toy box where you belong! What the hell is the world coming to?

 

Not unreasonable. Went out for a newspaper this morning and demanded of the female types buying useless items,that they immediatly expose their clams to me ,because I'm thinking of starting to date again and of course would not consider dating a woman with a mis-shapen clam.
















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