Everybody chill out. Your penis is fine!

I've been seeing like a million, "Is my penis NORMAL size!?!?!?!" threads.
It's a little strange.
I'm sure little smoakey is fine, as long as its not green or something.
Then its got freezer burn.

 

my penis is long and spindly, green, smells of garlic and has little arms and legs that attack anything that comes into contact with it

I just choose not to complain about these things

 

:rofl:

 

It's true you git!

*runs off to start a penis thread*

 

awwwh. :]

 

I would also like to remind all of those gentlemen that we have other means at our disposal to please women. Tongues and fingers can do some wonderful things.

Plus, what you may lack in size, make up for with effort, technique, and above all else... PASSION

 

then there's always a diamond tennis bracelet, if all else fails

 

Haha, true enough I suppose. Although if a woman isn't getting pleased in the bedroom, I'm not so sure any amount of diamond bracelets will keep her around long term.

I could be wrong though. Women are mysterious

 

I'm worried that my penis is too big

 

Though it may be too big, it is a fine one!

 

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Mama always said - "Enjoy what you have - God knows what you need." And I have!