So I was wondering if there was anyway to smoke weed everyday and still pass drug tests. Im about to crack probation is a bitch, Iv been drinkin lot lately but its gettin to expensive plus im not 21 and you always smell of booze. I get drug tested once or twice a week sometimes i know beforehand and some random. So I was brainstorming as to see if there was anyway to still smoke like a few bowls a day and still pass whenever. Like if I daily took a little more then the recommended dose of cranberry pills and drank a few bottles of cranberry juice daily plus like take one or two b complex vitamins daily. Would it work? Oh ya I know for a fact frinking baking soda works it even says on the box you can drink one teaspoon to cleanse and purify your body. Iv used it before and it works just sometimes it doesnt. So im not sure as to how much or often you can use it. But I usually drink a tablespoon instead of teaspoon.
problem with that is its expensive as hell. and some are randoms meaning he randomly shows up at my house while im still asleep. so i wouldnt have the time to strap that thing on.
jesus that sucks, in canada there is no drug testing while on probation. i think you are pretty much fucked, maybe some rc cannabinoids?
If you love weed enough you will find a way to beat it. I did, alot of people I know did, but many got beat in the process. Know your body, know your metabolism, and know your drugs. Cranberry juice and fitness is good, wizinator is your best bet. Its not that expensive when you think about it.
hide, avoid, flee, run, let that juvie probation run out,, wtf they gonna do come after you when youre an adult? lol.. Id like to see how that goes over...
this is from the law offices of david shragger pgh pa.. had the juvie run, flee, avoid probation til the time they are an adult.. a warrant shall be issued by the assigned judge, depending on the case, circumstance, conditions of the probation, whether of not new charges or case came against offender. They may roll the probation into the adult category.. if its a non violent crime the juvie is on probation for, the judge might dismiss it but you still have to face the music somtime and dont forget the detainment which in some cases is 90 days or more..
if you are on probation you were being irresponsible. use this time to reflect on healthier ways to exist in this society, or learn to exist self-sufficiently outside of this society. be sensible man.
that seems like a pretty harsh probation, i've been on probation twice and they never came to my house
I was a lot like you, a year and a half ago when I was 17 and had my first probation. I'm still on probation now, but in a county that is VERY relaxed on their probation. Sounds like you've got a hard-ass fucking PO... you must live in the immediate area of his office or have done something that they interpreted as a very serious crime. I've only had ONE visit to my house, and that was because I no-showed at my meeting due to forgetfulness. Luckily I didn't get tested. Here's my little blurb that I usually post, I don't know what kind of tests you're doing, but this is my experience. I usually don't include a picture, but I've got my bottle sitting on my desk right now, so I'll put one up if I can figure out this site's picture posting stuff. Or I'll probably just google one, easier. My only recommendation for beating a piss test [if you must smoke weed] is ‘herbal cleansing’ [or ‘Herbal Clean’] Carbo Clean 32 (also QCarbo32. They are the same product.) [available in Grape and Fruit Punch flavors], about $50 at GNC, though if you have time to wait it’s cheaper on herbalclean.com. (I make no money off of this product, it’s just a recommendation from one consumer to another. This is not an ad, I’m sure other brands have similar products with comparable quality, if you find one, let me know so I can add to this guide, but this is just a quality product I found and I’m sharing my opinion.) I'd drink it t-minus 2 1/2 - 3 hours. Piss as much as you can. "The test is supposedly active from 1 or 2 to 5 or 6 hours." The more times you piss the better it is. You won't have to go too much, so after you drink it, piss every ten minutes, force yourself [not joking]. Obviously, the best method to beat your piss test is to not smoke [or smoke less]. Another thing to look into is JWH-073, or another weed alternative. Also, get a kit from walmart [or any store] to test yourself. TRY to piss dirty for this test. Fill the first half of what you need in the cup with the beginning of your urine stream, and the rest from the last drops of your urine stream. This is ideally the first piss of your day. If you go clean on this one, save your clearing kit. Eat a big fatty meal, don’t exercise, and only drink a little extra water. NOT TOO MUCH! This will fuck up your creatinine and specific gravity if you get selected for lab testing [This, the previous part, is ONLY if your attempted dirty test is clean]. If you're dirty... use your clearing kit and buy another clearing kit, and if you want some peace of mind, test yourself again with a walmart test before the real test again to make sure you're clean [always are]. Good luck man, so many people give false information over piss tests, they say things like 'niacin, water, cranberry juice...' I did the research, I lived it, and I experienced Carbo Clean 32 beating a PROBATION LAB TEST. This test does GC/MS [toughest piss test ever] and adulterant tests [also tough to beat, detects if you used a clearing kit], including specific gravity and creatinine. <-- and specific gravity and creatinine levels will be FUCKED from water-loading. Also some tips to help yourself stay clean [no offense here if you live a PETA lifestyle] Eat a shit ton, and eat a lot of red meat. This will boost your creatinine levels naturally. Exercise so you don't get fat. The more you eat the more you shit, and where I'm going with this, is all of the THC absorbed into your system, 80% of it leaves your body through your shit, and 20% of it leaves through your piss. Each time you take 80% away of the THC, the less likely you are to piss dirty. Dark liquor [best], though any will work... (avoid beer a few days before and after smoke sessions) [enough to get good and buzzed (I prefer enough to get FUCKED UP)] 2 hours prior to smoking will help to prevent "Note I didn't say entirely prevent" THC from bonding to your fat cells, causing an equal amount of high from smoking, and much much quicker 'spent' or 'metabolized' THC will be eliminated <-- which is what they detect in a test, active THC will not be detected. I'm sorry if this looks like a speech, but I want you to definitely understand a VERY brief overview of my countless hours of piss-test-research findings.
Damn kid what the hell did you do for them to come to your house? But no, if you're getting tested once or twice a week there's no way to be clean, at all. Especially for "a few bowls a day" That qualifies as pretty heavy smoking. That's the kind of smoking where it takes like 3 weeks to clean your system once you've been doing it for at least a month. All the advice in this thread is useless. If you're being tested twice a week there's no way to beat it. Detox formulas don't work either, look at the ingredients, they're basically expensive energy drinks. All they do is flood you with B vitamins and stimulants to drain water out of your body in a hope to dilute your piss enough to pass.
wizinator is the best way. second best way=if your p.o. doesn't watch you tinkle tape an eyedropper with clean piss in it to your reproductive organ or if youre a chick "pack your purse"
Synthetic urine or wizzinator. Don't try to clean your system because there's no way that will work if you're a daily smoker. I'm 17 without a job and I get tested by my parents so I'm saving up for a wizzinator myself or at least saving up money to afford a sufficient stash of synthetic urine because that's the easiest way to beat the drug test.
I smoke a huge bowl of jwh-018 right before I go to see my PO. He always UA's me because I'm so stoned I can hardly stand up. And he can't understand why I'm clean. It's so fucking funny I'm almost gonna miss being on probation.
