Buying weed in Mexico and Latin America

There are 3 options that I will discuss here on getting drugs in Mexico.

Weed is called Mota. I am not into the other shit.

Regardless this will work with any drug.

1) Taxi drivers are happy to drive you dealers. Just ask. You will pay a little more than the standard cab fare, then you have to give them money for the amount of weed you want.

In Latin America it is common to sell by the amount of money you want to spend on weed. Selling by grams or ounces is not very common.

2) Market: In Latin America there are always Markets (kind of like farmers markets/ swap meets in the states)

Some markets are open 7 days a week. In smaller areas there may be 2 or 3 market days.

Anyway as you approach the markets, if you wear a Tye dyed shirt or pot leaf shirts, there will be people coming up to you and asking in English, "What do you need or want?". These are the people you want to ask.

This also works in the Central Parks that all Latin American towns have.

3) Bars and clubs: Make sure that you look like a stoner.

If you do not speak Spanish you will pay more. Also you are going to have to find someone who speaks Spanish and English. Or say Yo Quero Mota and hope they understand.

That is not always easy.

If you are busted pay a bribe( Mordita) quickly and be polite as hell or you will end up in a Mexican jail.

Good luck to you and be careful.

 

Gracias, Amigo.

Yo quiero fumar mota.
Quiero panocha.

Donde es el bano

I'm learning..

 

...thanks. haha

 

Good advice. Thank you!

 

"look like a stoner,"
come again? ???

 

Now, I'm a Canadian, so what does one in my shoes do? We all know that Mexicans notoriously hate and kill us Canadians.

 

Learning takes time.
I was going to post more Spanish phrases about it, but I do not have a Spanish keyboard.

Plus unless your are familiar with the phonetics of pronunciation it is kind of useless.

Auctually they like anyone who has money. They do not discriminate.

They only talk shit about you when they know you are a US citizen.

Unless you are a blond girl. Then you are going to have to shake them off you leg to get rid of them.

Wear a Grateful Dead shirt. They will find you.

I am an American businessman. Get me in a Tye died shirt and they will come right up to me.

Yes I know, stereotypes. But in this case it can work for you.

 

Thought I would share with you what the best Guatemalan weed looks like.

4 hits of this and I am stoned and I am not a lightweight smoker. It is packed hard as a rock.

This cost about $35 US an Oz.

I have been traveling around Latin America for so long that I have great contacts.

I met him in a Market in Antigua Guatemala a few years ago.

 

Que Tal chico.. te gusta fumar la mota? donde esta? Gracias... te quiero fumar? si? bueno?...*smoke* Donde esta la biblioteca? Esta en la cocina? yo tengo naranjas en mis pantalones y culo

 

Maybe that guy .. I the weed? where? I want to smoke? if? ?...* good Where is the li? It's in kitchen? in my pants and ass

 

Brush up on your Spanish a bit Jen

That looks like some great bud for 35$ an ounce, I would make bomb hash oil with that

 

Maybe that guy .. I like to smoke the weed? where? Thanks ... I want to smoke? if? ?...* good smoke * Where is the library? It's in the kitchen? I have a orange in my pants and ass.Is that better?

 

did you just use google translate? Because that translation makes no sense. But the Spanish does.

 

yeah it's some dictionary site. lol

 

"how's it going guy.. do you like to smoke weed? where is it? do you want to smoke? yes? good... where is the library... is it in the kitchen? i have oranges in my pants and ass"

 

pinche wey

 

Chico would more often than not mean boy, I would substitute chico with hombre or senor if I was trying to show him respect

Hombre is more my style, since I say what's up man to everyone and their mother, and occasionally their extended family

 

cago en tu leche pinche puta

 

Voy a rasgar su cabeza y el craneo que mierda tu