Funnest shit EVER to happen....

Ok I was at this party right. We were all Zasted as fuck. This guy goes up to go to the bathroom (unzips his fly) then takes out his cellphone and starts pissing. he thought the cell phone was his dick. He came out I was like dude wtf happended to you. He didnt even know he did something wrong til I pointed it out to him. Holy shit I seriously almost died laughing.

 

He carries his cell phone in his crotch?

 

No he was so drunk he took his cell out of his pockit. I have no idea what he was thinkin.

 

I'm scared and lost and confused. And how are you suddenly 8 years older? I wasn't gone that long.

 

ok, that's actually pretty hilarious......

 

I put my life on fastforword.

 

hahaha,
that's the best thing i've ever seen you post.

 

I wish I could do that sometimes.

 

oh come on, it wasn't that great.

 

let me rephrase:

hahaha,
that's the best thing i've ever seen you post.

no offense to corster, but i generally find peeve with a lot of his posts. this one really made me chuckle.

 

haha, allright

 

Pretty funny man. Alcohol sucks. Marijuana is where its at

 

yup, that's how the whole mary jane thing came about,
because the first hippies DIDN'T want to end up like their
alcohaulic parents generation.

yes it's a damd funny story to hear about. just as happy i
wasn't actualy there myself though.

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.../\...

 

funny after reading this thread I thought he was 8 years younger despite what he put next to his name.

 

27 may 1948. i don't know about younger or older.
i stopped counting along about the time raygun and khomani were conspiring to give carter the shaft. you may have seen a different number someplace that doesn't update it automaticly.

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.../\...

 

wtf?

 

I was kind of curious what the fuck was said too. I dont understand how that goes a long with anything being discussed.

 

i think the connection between the age thing and the choice
of chemical crowbars to beat yourself over the head with is
the matter of historical context. i think.
although WHY the age question came about i can't even guess.

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LMFAO! You really make me laugh themnax. Too bad others do not understand your sarcasim...........



~namaste~