Crack Cocaine at my age for a reason (explanation)

i want to do it at my age for one reason. im planning on joining the hobos at 30.5 and staying in till they kick me out. for those of you that dont know, the hobos is one of those organizations that has a strict yes drug policy, but they have the best UA tests available. i know crack doesnt stay in your system for more than a week usually, but the hobos gives one to anyone anyday for no reason, and its a one shot your out type of deal. so can i stop getting shit about my age now?

 

All the hobos I've known have a strict Yes drugs (especially alcohol and crack cocaine) policy. Good luck man

 

*fixed

 

...whaa?

 

Yeah wha...? Crack is whack, weed you need!

 

i/ve said before and i say it again...i miss crack sluts

 

.."Wake up on the Rice side"

 

So you'd like people to take you seriously because you'd like to join a group of homeless crackheads that can afford random UA testing for its members? How prestigious.

 

I'm extremely confused...

 

Remember kids...

Wait what?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agT2GVNQjao"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agT2GVNQjao

I bet he smoked that whole vial afterwards... HEEE HUUUUUH!!!

 

Is anyone else confused or is it just me?

 

do it for the hookers..

 

What are the hobos? I assume it is an organization of some kind not homeless bums haha. Regardless, I, wouldn't use crack cocaine, but if you really want to it is up to you. I advise against it.

 

Well your a little old to start smoking crack now, but if you really want to be somebody and join the hobos, then ok. But make sure you save lots of money and know where there is a good pawnshop nearby first.

 

i get it. made me LOL

 

Crack will change your whole outlook on life man. Once you start doing it you'll probably want to join the military or something, so be careful. Im almost 10 and I just kicked my LSD and nutmeg habit by picking up crack. Smartest thing I've ever done man.
There's this kid I know, Brandon Hoffman, who I'm trying to get to follow in my footsteps, but he just won't listen.

 

anyone that didnt get it, needs retake the internet course for dummies..

 

yes i started smoking crack because im joining the army soon (like rambo) and they drug test so i want to get a couple of years worth of crack smoking out of my system before hand