Girls - what objects have you fucked yourself with? Be honest! :p

a cushion

 

Jacked a chick off with a palm sander over her tight fitting jeans once. Caused her to have a series of really wet orgasms too.

Yes, I took the sand thing off first. Duh.

 

Oh my, I have always thought I was rather adventurous and open but some of you are definitely far more imaginative and experimental than me.

When I was in high school and college I did experiment with zucchini and carrots and cucumbers but my standard was the handle of a hairbrush (hold hair brush with left hand, insert handle into vagina, use fingers of right hand to stroke and stimulate clit) and then discovered battery powered vibrators in college.

Once was licking a rather odd-shaped lollipop, sort of tubular shaped and -- well, I was naked and in bed with a boy friend at the time and we were enjoying touching each other, etc. -- and I began to stroke my labia with the tip of the lollipop then put it back in my mouth and suck on it then use it again to stroke my vaginal opening -- and my boy friend was like rock hard and so turned on by watching me do this and the whole feedback loop of seeing how turned-on he was getting and how increasingly daring that made me behave -- that I then began to insert the lollipop deep into me and was masturbating with it -- and then suddenly it was like my vagina was on fire -- the spice and flavoring of the lollipop was suddenly painful and I had to stop and went to bathroom and splashed water between my legs and finally had to get in the shower and spray water into me to rinse that spicy flavoring out of me.

I never used lollipops or any candy in my vagina again.

Now (as a respectable middle-aged lady LOL) I still sometimes will resort to the good old-fashioned combination of a hairbrush handle plus my fingers. I do have some vibrators and I used them more often than the hairbrush handle although my husband also enjoys using a vibrator on me (well, I suppose it would be more accurate to say in me) as foreplay. I've never had a rabbit but I have heard so many good things about them that I have been thinking of buying one.

 

Dildos and vibrators

 

I have enough sex toys that make a household item lame in comparison, so why go for second rate imo - unless just for novelty factor.

My boyfriend loves using vibrators on me and gives them nicknames. His clear fav atm (and ever since I bought it a few months back) is a 'Glow in the Dark - Perfect Pleasures Geisha' that he calls 'The Incredible Hulk'.

We froze a water filled condom a while ago and used that just for fun/diff sensation to make me icy cold before he put his dick in.

He asked if I had a cucumber yesterday lol. I didn't, ... but getting why he was asking, let him know I have no probs if he wants to play 'Con the Fruiterer' or whatver, as long as any organic matter has a condom on it.

 

Oh god, this is crackin me up...I have to contribute:
Baby bottle
Vibrator in my ass
Back massager
coke bottle
kids bam bam bat (the knob on the end makes for an interesting experience!)
That's all I can think of now, but I'm sure there's more

 

candy cane
Ken doll
chop sticks
giant Tootsie roll
Pringles can

 

Mascara tube
Magic marker
Bead tube
Nail polish bottle
Candlestick
Aquarium air pump
5mm crochet hook (first "toy," experimenting)
Bic pen
Venus Glide razor handle

I'm rather small naturally, and didn't discover toys until I was already active. Larger things just didn't fit.

 

Aqua Net hair spray can
Gameboy
toy train
cell phone
flower vase
toothpaste tube
garden hoe

 

I actually can't tell whatsoever if any of these posts are serious or not...

What game was in it?

 

Hope you washed it off first.

 

Why, do you think it was soiled?

 

I know a girl who used a butter knife lol. Also a test tube, her Mum walked in and she shut her legs!! it broke inside her.... hospital time

 

ouch!!!

 

ALWAYS wash yo' ho!

 

All of my threads and posts are serious. Just look at my history of posting!

Tetris

 

30 mm artillery shell

 

My little brother's GI Joe doll, when I was very young.

 

Go joe

 

Were his arms in the air or at his sides?