Yo momma's so..

Yo momma's so fat, the sign at the restaurant says "Maximum occupancy 452 or your mom"

Yo momma's so ugly, she came out of a haunted house with a job application.

 

your mommy was so fat, the doctors didnt know she was pregnant til you was 12...

 

Yo momma's so fat, I rolled over twice & still wasn't off of her..

 

your momma so fat, her dress size is omfghuge..

 

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

 

Yo momma's so fat, to have sex, you just slap her on the belly and ride the waves in.

 

yo momma so fat she had a heart attack

 

Yo mama's so fat she fell down the stairs and gravy poured out of her!

 

your momma so fat she cant get out the house, the welfare office has to come to her..

 

Yo Mama's so poor I saw her kicking a can down the road and asked her what she was doing, she said she was movin'

 

Yo momma so poor I walked in her house and stepped on a lit cigarette and she said, "well, there goes the heat"

(that was made up before cigs were more expensive than heat)

 

Yo momma so fat she walked across the room and the cassette tape skipped

 

your momma so old, she was adam and eves babysitters..

 

this is you moms

 

your momma used to be your daddy, til he came out the closet..

 

Yo momma so fat, she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.

And forget about pantyhose, yo momma so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.

 

Yo mamma' is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

 

Yo momma so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.

 

Yo' mamma' like Pacman. Eats lots of balls and only costs a quarter.

 

Yo mama's so fat that when she walked by, I missed three comercials.