Cancer tips

Don't you touch those Monkeys.

 

I'm not going to touch them. I'm going to shoot them from afar.

 

You will not live very long in my area.

Please state your scientific proof about your cancer theory Dr. odon. You are a doctor right?

And then tell me how monkeys are causing aids and cancer when lifestyle choices come into play.

Does a monkey force someone to have unprotected sex? Do monkeys make people take drugs with unsterile needless?

Do monkeys do blood transfusions?

Do monkeys make people smoke?

Are monkeys feeding people crap unhealthy food?

Are monkeys the makers of products that are known to cause cancer?

Do monkeys cause industrial pollutants?

What happened to human responsibility?

Please state your proof in the form of a recognized scientific link.

 

Aids: Once transfered from monkeys to humans it spread through unprotected sex, blood transfusions and unsterile needles etc. I did not say it started that way. It spread that way.
Cancer: Monkeys passed on a genetic abnormalitly that made humans susceptible to cancer.
Both started in Africa due to the eating of monkey meat (yuck).

:leaving:

 

LOL

Don't mind me odon. I am a rabid protector of the jungle and all of its creatures.

But it was humans that ate the monkeys. Silly humans.

 

If the monkeys did not have what we define as Aids and cancer...we would not have "caught" these diseases.
So, it was the monkeys fault. Sorry.
I'm leaving the Apes alone, be happy at that.
Monkeys are like rats.
I probably should shut up now.

 

Yes you should becase I could shred your argument to pieces.

Humans should not eat monkeys.

 

It's very early in the morning here...I would not attempt to defend my argument at this time.

 

LMAO!

Perhaps later then....Goodnight.

 

Perhaps...

 

generally speaking, massive exposure to known carcinogens.
that's why they're called carcinogenic.

we DO live in a statistical universe.

 

Locate some asbestos.... grind it into a very fine powder in an unventilated room... run a fan and do not wear a dust mask.

 

chew on that stuff that oozed out of the stretch armstrong toys in the 70's... it tasted like honey

 

drink Chinese milk/baby formula

 

Move to Pripyat.

 

chew bubble gum while you smoke, that's a great idea

 

Nitrates in hotdogs.

 

get some yellow cadmium, or zinc oxide based paint and apply it with your tongue to the canvas for a few years.

 

Get a housecleaning job in Chernobel Russia.

 

I beat you to that one.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prypiat_(city)