Do u also mastubate after marriage?

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  1. clitorisjunkie

    clitorisjunkie Member

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    Constantly. Lube up the tenga and I'm off to the races.
     
  2. toeringguy

    toeringguy Member

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    of course, the wife is never as horny or as often as me, that happens when you get older i guess.
     
  3. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    While I’m not married I do have a girlfriend who is hypersexual but that doesn’t stop me from masturbating.

    Shit just last night I was mountain biking when I spotted this girl who was like 18-19 years old wearing these really short-shorts with the splice up the sides.

    She was so hot I almost couldn’t believe it :eek:

    When I got home I jerked off 5 times in an hour and I’m still thinking about her :cheers2:


    Hotwater
     
  4. pillsrguud

    pillsrguud Member

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    Pregnant tired wife equals longer showers....
     
  5. CrazyDreamer

    CrazyDreamer Member

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    I still masturbate....especially since I dont cum every single time I have sex wityh my husband. When I masturbate i do.
     
  6. boredpsycho

    boredpsycho resident grammar nazi

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    well, if you explain what exactly mastubation is, that might help a bit. is it something involving a lot of tubes?:confused:
     
  7. Shale

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    No, just one tube.
     
  8. worldsofdarkblue

    worldsofdarkblue Banned

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    Times have changed. Back in the sixties, the early days of the 'sexual revolution', there was book after book being published on sex, written by shrinks, sexologists - phd's of every kind.

    In one book I distinctly recall the author writing that masturbation among males is very common and undoubtedly occurs with 90 percent of the male population, prior to marriage. Continuation of the practice after narriage, however, should be considered abnormal.

    Just astounding. Not very long ago really.
     
  9. boredpsycho

    boredpsycho resident grammar nazi

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    hahahaha...well, if you count gay mutual masturbation...












    you did get the play on the spelling error, right?
     
  10. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfQk34rY6ck"]YouTube- Dutch rudder

    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     
  11. PB_Smith

    PB_Smith Huh? What? Who, me?

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    Oh God, I forgot all about that movie. Fucking hilarious.
     
  12. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Sometimes I feel like the blind agent of the collective unconcious pulling all of these obscure references into view. It's like I find all of this shit you forgot you remembered and project it onto a computer screen for all to enjoy.

    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     
  13. PB_Smith

    PB_Smith Huh? What? Who, me?

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    For which we all are eternally grateful.
    :cheers2:
     
  14. PB_Smith

    PB_Smith Huh? What? Who, me?

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzOQTFwRBE"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzOQTFwRBE
     
  15. ChrissySunshine

    ChrissySunshine like disco lemonade

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    Oh.
    My.
    God.
    :rofl:
     
  16. Shale

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    That Weeds video - I'm jealous! Why we couldn't have stuff like that when I was 12 (1957). No one talked about masturbating, we all secretly thought it was our own perversion.

    BTW, last nite I jacked off to pussy pix. No cocks involved, just hi-res pix of juicy, spred labia pussy.

    Am I becoming str8?? :eek:
     
  17. ChrissySunshine

    ChrissySunshine like disco lemonade

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    dun dun dun.
    :]
     
  18. BTS

    BTS Member

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  19. PB_Smith

    PB_Smith Huh? What? Who, me?

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    What's so funny?
    It's true, tissue does stick to your dick head like a friggin band-aid.:(
     
  20. ChrissySunshine

    ChrissySunshine like disco lemonade

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    Chrissy is sowwy.
    the heated bannana thing was funny.
    :]
     

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