Well, she's not my cousin but like, my mom's best friend's daughter from Buffalo. But that's besides the point because she's not hot. Anywho, she's going to school in Oxford and she's coming to London. Shes' never been to London. I've seen how people live in Buffalo, it's the most suburban suburb in the world. In London we go pretty fucking nuts even compared to the nutters here. So, should I tone it down or should I show her a fuckin' sick time with the raves and drugs and such?
