Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder

Ouch!

 

Maybe he was living out a sexy pipe dream

 

Pipe dream turned into nightmare?

 

worst day of my life

 

I guess if it came true it's no longer a pipe dream.

 

"Watch manager Greg Garrett from the Redbridge fire station told the Southampton daily Echo: 'I’ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It’s not a daily occurrence."

So basically there are 3 or 4 other guys out there who are equally as dumb


Hotwater

 

I bet packing it in ice would have deflated it

 

Sooo- this is a once in five years sort of thing?

The herd needs some serious thinning.

 

This one caught my eye;
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/35595-happy-end-to-iguana-penis-saga

Stacy Brown has two also....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6-zTy6DZ3E"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6-zTy6DZ3E

 

maybe he will get some money out of this incident
it pays to have a penis

 

He was just being inquisitive


Hotwater

 

"Honest honey--I wasn't trying to fuck that pipe--I would never cheat on you"!

 

I would think that there must be some reasonable explanation that he could have given for this! :smilielol5:

 

Really sweetheart --I was just standing there takin' a whiz and that damn pipe just flew up and-----uhhh--put that knife down ,please.

 

takes the slang term "laying some pipe" to a whole new level.

 

I think he may have been doing a dry run for an upcoming audition for Man Of Steel!

 

Quick!

Send that dude to BP.

They need a permanent solution to that oil leak in the Gulf.

 

:rofl:

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country!

 

:rofl: oh god :rofl:

cleanin the pipes :rofl:

 

he better get good at using his tongue now