Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by WanderingturnupII, Jul 15, 2010.

  1. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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  2. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Maybe he was living out a sexy pipe dream ;)
     
  3. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Pipe dream turned into nightmare?
     
  4. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    worst day of my life :rolleyes:
     
  5. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I guess if it came true it's no longer a pipe dream.
     
  6. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    "Watch manager Greg Garrett from the Redbridge fire station told the Southampton daily Echo: 'I’ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It’s not a daily occurrence."

    So basically there are 3 or 4 other guys out there who are equally as dumb :eek:


    Hotwater
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I bet packing it in ice would have deflated it
     
  8. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Sooo- this is a once in five years sort of thing?

    The herd needs some serious thinning.
     
  9. PB_Smith

    PB_Smith Huh? What? Who, me?

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  10. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    maybe he will get some money out of this incident
    it pays to have a penis
     
  11. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    He was just being inquisitive :D


    Hotwater

     
  12. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    "Honest honey--I wasn't trying to fuck that pipe--I would never cheat on you"!
     
  13. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I would think that there must be some reasonable explanation that he could have given for this! :smilielol5:
     
  14. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Really sweetheart --I was just standing there takin' a whiz and that damn pipe just flew up and-----uhhh--put that knife down ,please.
     
  15. PB_Smith

    PB_Smith Huh? What? Who, me?

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    takes the slang term "laying some pipe" to a whole new level. :p
     
  16. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I think he may have been doing a dry run for an upcoming audition for Man Of Steel!
     
  17. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Quick!

    Send that dude to BP.

    They need a permanent solution to that oil leak in the Gulf.
     
  18. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    :rofl:

    Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country!
     
  19. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    :rofl: oh god :rofl:

    cleanin the pipes ;) :rofl:
     
  20. broony

    broony Banned

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    he better get good at using his tongue now
     
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