What runs through a man's mind while a woman licks his ass?

I regularly service my husband there and I wonder what a guy thinks when a woman licks a man's brown eye.

 

"I hope this counts as a bath"

 

stop

 

I hope she brushed

 

Which reminds me, always wash your hands before you go to the bathroom so you don't get your thing dirty.

 

Thought I was the only one.

"I wash my hands before I go, not after. I know where my dick's been."

-Don King

 

"I wonder if she's done this before?!" or "she's def gonna swallow!"

 

I have to fart....fuck it, I'll see if she notices first.

 

I got it one time, and that was enough.

I was surprised when I got it. It felt strange, but nice. I didn't know if I was supposed to masturbate, or not.

After a few minutes I was like, ok thanx.

It didn't do much for me, I guess.

 

This is what goes through my mind when a girl licks my ass.

Damn, I wanna marry this ass-licking bitch!

 

he will be thinking how good she licks.

 

TBH it was a let down. In my mind I always thought it would be great. I've always enjoyed some anal rubbing during a BJ. When I finally got my salad tossed, I was like man I need a 2nd girl to lick my stick as well ?? She also had really long annoying fingernails & was pressing her knuckles into my ass. Cudos for daring to go where no woman has gone before, but it wasn't all that I hoped

 

why did i eat that bean burrito.

 

"For a man adequitely wiping the ass is like trying to wipe penut butter out of a shag carpet," Adam Corolla.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

Precisely why my man has been told his arse better wanna be straight out the bathtub if I am going anywhere near it lol

 

"Suddenly I'm hungry for donuts."

 

Never had a girl do it to me but if one did I'd be thinking, "damn, I love this woman."

 

I hope this bitch likes corn

 

I'd probably think

'someone is licking my ass'