Weed Chew

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by Mattias A. Williams, Jul 10, 2010.

  1. Mattias A. Williams

    Mattias A. Williams Guest

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    I figured out a way to make Weed into a chew. It took me a long time, but there's an acid that is activated by Saliva that can start producing chemical reactions with the chew. It's like #1. Having an orgasim in your mouth, #2. It's better than smoking weed! It took me eight months to do it right, though, lol.
     
  2. Mattias A. Williams

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    OH... and before anyone else reads this, there are four different ways to make the Chew. One is to feed a small animal some weed, be it a rabbit, gerbil, hamster, or parrot, and have them digest the weed, when they crap it out, stir it in some water and then run it through a purifying unit, there will be two different solids, the green is good, and the brown is bad. Mix the green with the purified water, and let it sit in a freezer for seven hours. After it's frozen, sit it outside in the sun to evaporate and dry. And then, bingo, organic weed chew.

    Next one is a little dangerous, you have to put a bitter chemical into the weed of your choice, grind it, pour half a can of coca cola into it, and then freeze it for seven hours, take out, and set it in the sun to evaporate. Idk what the chemical is, some really smart friend of mine did it, it was somesort of sulpher based element.

    Third one is to just dry out some weed, and then chop it up, mix it with some tobacco chew, and then you have tobacco/weed chew. Some ingredent in the tobacco chew activates the weed, and then it works, but the tobacco ovewhelms it a little.

    Fourth and final, grind down some weed and put it in a glass... jar. combine it with vodka, put it in the sun to evaporate, and then freeze it. Odd I know, but it works better if you have it evaporate and then freeze. When you try it, the weed will taste like normal, plus a little bit of alchoholic affect ;)
     
  3. kevincoughlin

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    lawl
    Stoners come up with weed gum ideas all tha time. Gotta love it.
    Salivas neutral though lol, no acidity I think. But it does help with the chemical breakdown of foods.

    Anyways enough with the buzz kill. Put some gum in a strong drinkable alcohol, like vodka or everclear (or sour Puss for candy taste :p) get the gum to sink, through in some weed/stems, wait 2 weeks and BAM! Motha fucka might actually get high.

    Edit: Read your second post. For a second I thought you were just fucking with us saying you made weed gum and we'd never make it haha. But good second post man, the freezing part is a good idea. The THC freezing would drop them like crystal balls onto the gum. Yum.
     
  4. Mattias A. Williams

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    Most def, man, lol. I've never done it myself, but my friends have tried it for me, the second and third ones are the best, fourth one is next after that, and the first one... Well.. Only one of my friends thought chewing animal shit mixed with weed would be fun... It worked but he's still being made fun of :eek:
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVjhzwYhxn8"]YouTube- homemade weed eater(string trimmer)boat motor/ troll motor on my raft

    subliminal message..

    whatever floats your boat op....
     
  6. Travis34

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    Can you figure out the chemical for the second one?
     
  7. Oz!

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    you must have a very happy pet rabbit...
     
  8. legal_rasta

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    you people actually believe this?..............................


    :eek:
     
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    or Guinea pig.. ;)
     
  10. natural philosophy

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    i did the first one but i couldnt find a rabbit so i used a homeless guy that hangs out by the bridge.

    at first i wasnt sure...than the weed hit me in the balls! and i knew for sure that this works! and now i dont even smoke it any more
     
  11. peace music life

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    Gotta have faith my friend. :cool:
     
  12. kevincoughlin

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    Ward:cheers2:
     
  13. legal_rasta

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    How am I supposed to have faith in that? THC isnt absorbed through the skin lol.
     
  14. kevincoughlin

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    It can be :p
    Same way nicotine is absorbed through the skin. Stick your hand in some nice honey oil and watch your eyes turn red. It's a bod buzz, barely noticable though. Smoke the honey oil and feel the rush.


    But you have to have faith in your mouth man. Lol theirs actually receptors in their, and the idea is also that the receptors take in the THC, or, the THC is absorbed through the gums. In the same way as chewing tobacco. More possibilities are out their.

    Just yesterday I took shrooms, no swallowing, just chewing for 15 minutes, and I full out tripped.
     
  15. peace music life

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    LSD can be absorbed through the skin, why not THC?:rolleyes:
     
  16. mozzles

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    I'm pretty sure even if there is a method of making a cannibus based chew, OP doesn't know what he is talking about. Those methods sound half-baked at best, and I wouldn't suggest trying them out.

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  17. peace music life

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    Especially for the one about the animal poo.:eek:
     
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    Who is that in your sig?
     

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