What do you do when the police ask for your dealer?

Just out of interest, when a cop does ask for your dealer, what are you supposed to do? I've not been caught or anything, just wondering.

 

Make two fists out in front of you. Extend your middle fingers and say, "lady gaga!"

 

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Tell him you bought it from somebody you don't know at a party.

Don't rat a friend if you ever want to get hooked up again. Don't rat a dealer if you ever want to eat with your own teeth.

 

give em the mayors address..

 

black people.

 

lol..I love these responses


I would suggest reaching for your zipper and saying "right here"

 

I just got busted like two months ago with like 10 gs, cop asked where I got it I told him I found it on the sidewalk, we both kinda laughed about it, and that was it he never asked me again, probly because he realized I wasnt takin him seriously cause i was way too high, and fuck rattin someone out

 

In my small town a list started decades ago of snitches. One side men the other side women. Every now and then flyers get posted or I'll see it in a copier at the post office. You never want to get on that list.

 

yo no entiendo lo que estás diciendo oficial, ¿estás diciendo que te gusta chupar la polla?
y el gallo se hacen grandes por el culo! y que usted me dé una mamada en privado si no me lo digas a nadie ..

 

Thats hilarious... a few years (and towns) back, there was this guy who always hung around, trying to 'fit in'... He had problems doing this, partially because he was a cops son... more so because whenever he got in shit, he would talk to his daddy, his problems would disappear and someone else would end up getting busted...

This went on for years, until I had moved back there and he fucked with me...

Seems he wouldn't join me outside for a discussion about it all, I needed to find a new way to make my point clear...

So, I wrote a little poem about him and his life, of course focusing on him being a pet rat for his daddy....

A buddy took the poem and got a couple of hundred copies made, and another buddy took them around and stapled a copy of the poem on every post, pole and wall he could find in town. When they got torn down, more would be put up... this went on for a week.

Needless to say, there is nobody in the area who doesn't know he is a rat now and nobody will ever deal with him.

To the OP, the lesson here is...

When a cop asks you anything about anyone besides yourself (regarding drugs or crimes you have been a part of), you say nothing, or become nothing...

 

Agreed. I'm dealing with the cops over something as we speak, and I refuse point blank to dob somebody else in and put myself at risk. The cops aren't looking to do you any favours much past getting what they want out of you.

I want my involvement to be as little as possible, I mean, isn't that the same with any one of us? Drug dealers will get caught eventually, anyways.

And to be honest, if you are stupid enough to be caught with an illegal drug, don't pass the buck- you shouldn't be in possession of it. For all the weed smokers in the world, it's unfair to snitch on one other person just because you may have stupidly decided to light up a spliff in the supermarket.

 

Cheers guys, and that story bout the list is great. And don't worry I wouldn't ever snitch,

 

I don't know how it works in the UK, but in the US you don't have to answer a cop's questions. If you are questioned by the police the best, and only smart response is a polite refusal to answer and a request to speak with a lawyer. It is important to do this before you answer any questions. Always be polite and don't pysicaly resist. Bear in mind that cops can and will lie to you about all kinds of things including whatr your righjts are, how much trouble you are in, and what they can do to help you. Or just say you got it off some black guy and they all look the same to you.

 

Yeah, that works great, especially if one of the cops is a about 6'6" and black.

 

That's an old joke, hard to be sarcastic in text.

 

Accually on a serious note that is the sort of shit that will piss off cops, because they know it's a lie, and feel like you're fucking with them.

 

Really? I never noticed...

 

say you got it from Iron Man.. ^

go into a singing phase next, while banging your head off the partition glass, and side window..

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