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Your Queen seems to have wandered off

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by WanderingturnupII, Jul 6, 2010.

  1. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    She's over here, in NYC, of all places, and she's just so gosh darned cute! Can we keep her? We will feed her and take her for walks and clean her cage and everything.:prettyplease:
     
    WanderingturnupII, Jul 6, 2010
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  3. Mr. Frankenstein

    Mr. Frankenstein Malice...in Sunderland

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    She's yours !

    Do you want the rest of the brood, no extra cost ?
     
    Mr. Frankenstein, Jul 7, 2010
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  5. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    No thanks. Well, maybe her husband, Duke, just to keep her company, since they're past breeding age. But the rest would have to be neutered, and I don't think those boys are housebroken. Do they even have all their shots?
     
    WanderingturnupII, Jul 7, 2010
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  7. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    well they like taking shots at anything with four legs or two wings.

    and while you're at it, you can take that idiot toff Ben off Big Brother
     
    Joshua Tree, Jul 7, 2010
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  9. Mr. Frankenstein

    Mr. Frankenstein Malice...in Sunderland

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    How about we keep the heads - they'll look nice set on spikes - and you take the bodies ? They could rot gently, and would probably be far more interesting than they are alive.

    And of course you are aware that they are shape-shifting lizards ?

    http://www.reptilianagenda.com/research/r112299b.shtml

    Just keep them away from small children, is all I'm saying...
     
    Mr. Frankenstein, Jul 7, 2010
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  11. Raskalization

    Raskalization Making plans for Nigel

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    A straight swap for Natalie Portman should do it..what do you reckon? We'll let her roam freely as nature intended...nekkid!
     
    Raskalization, Jul 28, 2010
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