I'm one lucky bastard.....

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Dominus, Jul 5, 2010.

  1. Dominus

    Dominus Member

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    Okay, so last Friday, I got some money, & after a very work filled & stressful week the only thing on my mind is buying some weed. When I first wake up, I go down to where I normally buy weed, & the guy mumbles some bullshit I can't understand, so I just said "fuck it" & went home.

    On my way, I call up my friend, & ask him if he wants to get high, so some hours later, we decide to meet each other halfway. After we get the weed, we stop in front of an abandoned house & he rolls up. As we're walking back to my house, he lights up one of the blunts, & shortly after, we hear sirens around the corner.

    Our first instinct is to put it out, but we couldn't, so he made sure it was concealed in his hand, & luckily, they didn't pay us any attention. We get further down the block, & we're still smoking, & the same police car rides past us right as I'm trying to get the blunt lit, but they didn't stop, look back, or anything.

    My friend & I just laughed it off & I just kept thinking we were lucky. If we'd had gotten caught, it'd be my friends second brush with the law regarding weed, since he tried selling it earlier on this year, & got caught with it, but got a little slap on the wrist, whereas for me it'd have been my first offense or whatever, but I told him, if we ever get caught, we're running.

    It's funny because in that same week we were smoking with some guys, & the police turned down the block we were on, but we didn't get caught or any funny looks or anything. And you'd think they'd have smelled the weed in the air considering how fat the blunt was.

    Well, that's my little story. I just found it funny that I cut it close twice, & each time nothing happened, so I'm lucky for that. :D
     
  2. poundofshroom

    poundofshroom Banned

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    yeah you are lucky!! i would run like hell too if the cops caught me!
     
  3. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    do cops actually do anything if you are smoking weed?
     
  4. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    Maybe not your Dudley Dorights of the RCMP, but it's kind of against the law in most of the US.
     
  5. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    hahhahahahahaaaa Dudlley Dorights!!! :D:p

    But seriously, shouldnt your laws be changed and shouldn't your cops be chasing the BAD guys instead of arresting someone for smoking a J ?

    Poor americans.
     
  6. Dominus

    Dominus Member

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    Well, I'm in Detroit, so you better believe if there's a chance to bust someone on a marijuana charge they're going to do it, but I don't plan on getting caught. That's why I like to try to be alert.
     
  7. Mr.Writer

    Mr.Writer Senior Member

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    man i got a 60$ ticket for smoking a joint a few months ago. but i was in a park after closing time too.
     
  8. boredpsycho

    boredpsycho resident grammar nazi

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    ^that's it, and you're complaining?


    damn lucky canucks...
     
  9. Dominus

    Dominus Member

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    That's fairly lucky compared to what happens to most people. My friend got lucky, though, because the principal of his school claimed to be related to him, so she was a key factor in his punishment not being so severe. In the end, his mom only had to end up paying about $120. The only really bad thing about the situation is that she doesn't smoke with us as much as she did before the incident, which sucks ass, because she's hella funny, & I used to be able to go half with her on a bag, we'd chill, blaze up, & relax. That doesn't happen too much now, though.
     
  10. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    OP, stop smoking in such sketchy places and you won't have to be so alert.

    your luck will not continue
     
  11. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Shit, my license has been suspended for the past 3 years just because I was caught with 7g of weed.
     
  12. Dominus

    Dominus Member

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    The first time it happened, we were all in front of their house, so it wasn't really a sketchy place, they didn't want to smoke it in the house for whatever reason so we went outside. The other time I was walking home, & rarely do we see police around when we're walking. Seeing as I try to hide it from my mom, I figured since we had four blunts, we could smoke one on the way, & we did.
     
  13. WeeDMaN

    WeeDMaN a pothead

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    lmao the RCMP are the highest trained cops in canada. and they are fucking assholes. And they dont wear that red suit like on TV when theyr at work.
     
  14. itsallgood

    itsallgood Senior Member

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    the rules of law enforcement suck man. Ive had cop cars roll right through smoking, just damn man.
     
  15. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    out back of the house sounds a lot smarter
     
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