Is Our Boomgaloongers too Raunchy

My wife likes sloppy wet flapping boomgaloongers 3 times a week, and it's fun because she lets me put it in between her tiddys and in her butt crack, but the way she grinds and moans and gives me dirty looks while shes grinding makes me think we should go back to conventional sex, because I think it makes her feel dirtier that she has to while shes doing it. Don't get me wrong it feels fantastic is shes a very voluptuous woman, but I'm looking out for the long term.

 

if she likes it who has the problem with it? sounds like you are the one with the problem...not her


Hell i dont even know what a Boomgaloonger is

 

What the fuck is a boomgaloonger? Googling it turns up almost nothing. Just a few other forum posts which are apparently from this same guy.

 

Sounds like an episode of The Flowerpot Men.

 

im interested to hear the definition of a boomgaloonger as well

 

Boomgaloonger (n) Slang term for stimulation of the penis by sliding it between the breasts or buttocks without actual penetration. (See also titfuck, pearl necklace et al)

 

oh, well that's no big deal. i do that all the time

 

If she enjoys it, and you enjoy it, what's the problem?

 

ditto

 

Some folks gotta see a problem where there isn't one!

 

It just that while shes grinding back shes giving me dirty animal-like looks. It kinda dirty feeling (if you know what I mean).

It feel good though.

 

growl back

 

Bite her.

Bark.

Run around in circles yapping, chasing your own tail. Act surprised if you catch it.

Seriously, how can "she's giving me dirty animal like looks" be a problem? Encourage it!!

 

I was once with a girl who told me she wanted to do it doggie style. So I humped her leg and pissed on the floor.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

Me too, but I drank from the toilet before I kissed her goodbye....

 

But did she rub..your...face.....Nofuckin' shit you too.......

Peace Out,
Rev J