Need advice on how to get laid

I'm 20 Year's old and weigh 152lbs and am 173cm tall (5,8 feet) and i guess my dick is an small/average size 18,5cm (7,3inches).

Well... let's see where to start... i'm pretty much a very shy Guy and get nervous around girls but also extremely horny at the same time. I saw this one beautiful Girl sitting on the Bench at 3:54am in the morning starring at my cock and sometimes looking into my Eyes, so i got really nervous but kept starring at her back but couldn't get anything out of my Mouth. I'm afraid if i would ask her nicely if she wanted to give me head that she would scream PERV or something like that. (Also could i get in trouble for asking that?)>.<

Here's a Picture of me and i will try to upload one later of the current me.

 

Read "The Game" by neil strauss

That book changed my life

 

you should go where you see the same chick alone all the time, maybe a bus stop or a park, club, scope out the ones that are mostly alone..
Once waiting for a bus I seen this girl she said she had a Bf, I seen her again didnt say anything at all to her. She seemed depressed in my uninterested in her at that time, continuously looking down.. the next time I saw her I said hi hows it going? then she said not so good with 'bf like she wanted me to know.. so you split up, wanna do something?..
meet a chick in the park today, she sees me all the time and wondered if I ate the shrooms I find.. I said "sometimes why are you interested in them?" she said "no. not really but they are cute". I said "youre cute".. hhaha and spent and hour talking to her getting her high as a kite and making out with her, 2nd base, 3base touch plate return to 2nd woot.. maybe tomorrow morning it will be more? she even broke the beginning of the conversation with there are shrooms in her yard.. this means maybe she would like me to look there.. and yard I mean her patch of grass.. duh..

perv lol.. come on now.. if a women is interested there are simple even the friendliest of signs. dont dismiss them.

 

Hmm... maybe your right. Still i need to somehow get the courage to tell a girl whats on my mind. :/

 

They dont want to know your mind, The outside world is what they can see.. Conversations begin with interest of things you can see.. Say "oh nice glasses who makes them?'' if its something you can return with. "I had a nice pair, lost them at the beach". if shes wearing some other beach attire like sandals you can say"i like your shoes, hey. do you like the beach?"..
you dont have anything to lose, the sex stuff will come naturally after you get to the beach..
you can tell them your mind philosophies after the sex...

"Deep,,, Wooh,, coool.. oooooo ,, ahh.. yeah man".. these the most common phrases they will say..

 

My Advice Is, Get Yourself To The Nearest Gay Sauna...

I'll Bet The House You Get Laid In 20seconds....

Problem Solved....



Cheers Glen.

 

I remember you from I dont know where but I have a feeling you have started this type of thread b4 forgot where.

 

pick up artist shit is wack. great book read it twice but the whole indirect thing is for women.

 

Hmm... you could be right.

 

cuz you would know

 

Thats How It Worked When GLEN Was His Age*20* And Cute....

Nowdays The Bouncer Wouldn't Let Me Through The Door, Let Alone

The Sauna....



Cheers Glen.

 

btw those sunglasses are terrible. They dont fit your face. Get steal frame ones you'll look cooler.

 

Crawl up a chickens ass and wait. LOL.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

You must know some really dumb bitches!

 

dont hate.

 

:smilielol5:

 

ah yeah I was right...

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=379308&f=283

 

Brilliant Work Sherlock.....



Cheers Glen.

 

he has made four fucking threads you ****. how hard is it to post the link? and see what threads his created?

serious your "trying" to pwnd me is failing hard.

lets quit glen.