Ways to mess with people you dont like.

Here's an oldie throw rotton fish in his car(If u have acsess)or in his backyard/frontyard etc.

Dead fish dead fish everywhere dead fish dead fish stinkin up the air!

 

No! Bologna.


If he has a nice car, anyways.

What you do is put it on the car in the early morning, and when heated by the sun, the bologna will strip the car's paint.

 

make him fall in love with you. then tell him you're pregnant. then have a pretend abortion with the non-existent baby and tell him you never loved him.

 

Shit, now I'm wondering if I pissed off my girl before we met =P

 

Fuck his mom. And then marry her, and make him call you daddy drew.... Or piss in his gastank, whatever works for you.

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on the craiglist post put his number and ask for the people to leave an explicit voice message on how they are going to suck him off......my gay friend did this and a bunch of gay perverts left him explicit messages on how they were going to suck him off....it as hilarious yet weird!

 

Love thy neighbor.



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He is a wigger, isnt that bad enough?

The dude has to live with himself.

He will never amount to anything.

Why bother?

Let someone else give him righteous justice.

 

Yeah thats what I was thinking.


I just needed to vent.

 

Why don't you vent his brains, let them dry out of the sidewalk for a spell.

 

ss ftw

 

I'm joking by the way. I'm a pacifist. Unless someone really fucking deserves it.. and that takes a whole lot.

 

Damn, I thought you might be equating all revenge and violence. That's more of what got me to join in =P

 

wow. That's complex. I usually just show up and cheerfully chitchat with them like I don't know they hate me.