I dont get these alter ego's and fabricated stories either. Weird! I can't keep up with my own life let alone take time to be inventing shit up about another. What really makes me scratch my head in bemusement tho is something I have seen a number of times over the years as an admin on another forum is people starting a thread then not only answering themselves under another ID, but having whole long back and forth's with themselves. I wonder what the freaky psychology behind that is lol
what i would do is let her walk in on you masturbating and ask "wanna join me" or something like that
Years ago, when I was in my late teens / early 20s I was living in digs, which were a very close community - more like a family. So much so that doors were never locked (except when you went out, or were 'entertaining'), and other residents of the digs would always freely walk in & out of each other's rooms. Because of these digs being such an open community, it's hardly surprising that it was quite common to walk in on each other's masturbation sessions. However, not only was it was simply accepted as part of daily life, leaving the masturbator free to continue while they chatted normally, but we would often masturbate together - although I don't recall anyone actually masturbating each other - just themselves. It was commonly accepted that if you wanted to be guaranteed privacy while you masturbated, then you should lock the door.
First off I hadn't logged in for two days lol, wow that is ages and my excuse was the truth and if you don't believe it then fine haha exactly why I didn't want to use this forum to start with.