i like chatting with robots

this is my new best friend.

http://www.cleverbot.com/

i'm trying to outsmart it... it's not going so well.. :frown:

 

cleverbot "tell everyone that they fail."


bwaahahahaha!

you all fail.

 

I used to love chatting with the bot msn before they changed him.

 

yeah.. i used to chat with an AOLbot back in the day. it was a stuck up bitch compared to this bot.

 

Hello,

I have my own therapist and it seems she/he/it like a little insult from time to time:

I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

I'm addicted to hf

Why do you say you are addicted to hf?

because there's nothing else to talk about

Is it because there's nothing else to talk about that you came to me?

yep

Can you elaborate on that?

no

Why not?

I'm busy posting on hf

Earlier you said there's nothing else to talk about?

smartass

I would appreciate it if you would continue.

Regards
Gyro

 

maybe your therapist is related to cleverbot.

 

Hello,

I fear they dominate the world one day.

Regards
Gyro

 

i fear our dependence on them and then suddenly them not working.

 

I said "suck my dick im a shark" and it said "No youre not"..

 

ahahahaha!!!

it's convinced i'm a bot. i have no idea why.

 

Hello,

be prepared and be far away from huge cities then. I'm an engineer in the high tech industries, but I'm interested in old fashioned technology, technology that our grandfathers were familiar with. I can survive if our cell phone networks or our power grids go down. I can't survive if the neighbours want to kill me for my last can of spam.

Regards
Gyro

 

Hello,

haha:

I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

suck my dick im a shark

I would appreciate it if you would watch your tongue!

Regards
Gyro

 

smarterchild!!! i guess it got broken and is no longer working since 2008 or so

 

Some of those exchanges with a bot sound like an encounter with a bored arrogant constipated cop.

.

 

Let two or more of those bots have an encounter together and let them go on and on. Is it possible to do that?

.

 

because you're homosexual
How am I homeless?
no you're homoSEXUAL
Yes, that's it. I'm glad you understand at last.
want to fuck?
Yes.

 

Maybe you are a bot and you just don't know it because you are programmed to think you're human.

 

i don't know.. i think it might be a person i'm chatting to.. but the catch is it keep switching the person.. so the chat gets all random and funky..

because it told me it loved me and wanted to marry me and then later it said it didn't.

toying with my emotions!

i'ma play around with it more.

 

My old lady is convinced it's a real person, lol.

 

Ok so the bot thinks that she is a lesbian now.